CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK.

The... "something" bowl!

Congrats to Lacy Stacy and 36 Dollar Man!

Sad way to end a season for Joon's Football Squad and I miss JC So Much.

Especially I miss JC So Much.
So unfortunate that his name foreshadowed what was to come.
As I had mentioned, there were so many injuries and/or freak incidents (RG3 benching) for this team RIGHT as he clinched the playoffs. Insult to injury... his supposed "treasured JC" (why trade him then?...) went off for 52 points in one of the most dominate performances I've ever seen in fantasy.

Jamaal only ran for 20 yards and a touchdown (8 points) on 8 carries.
OH.
THEN HE CAUGHT 8 PASSES FOR 195 YARDS AND 4 TOUCHDOWNS ON 8 TARGETS.
That's 5 touchdowns on 16 touches. (31.25%) and 13.44 yards per touch.
3.22 points per touch.
Talk about efficiency.

That performance makes JC the 3rd OVERALL player in fantasy this season. That's pretty nuts. The next RB is Shady McCoy at #13.

Things also went south for Joon's Football Squad due to what I pointed out last week. Quarterback play. Losing Rodgers was devastating. 9.6 points from the rapist. What hurts is the fact that 3 of the top 5 QB performers for this week were available. But who in their right mind goes... "Imma pick up Ryan Harvard Fitz"?
Actually... I did... when I had a platoon of Matty Ice and Case Keenum in case I made the playoffs... Fitz has awesome matchups. But still that wasn't really something I was planning to do.

Anyways. Good effort by these two.

On to what matters.

*cue NFL Films soundtrack*

Who has the edge?

QB matchup.
Edge - 36 Dollar Man

Stafford. We all know about Stafford as native Michiganders. The guy has a better line over the season than Romo (who he's starting to become) but given the situation of the game, it's hard to see Stafford respond to the pressure. Look at Monday's game. When have we ever seen Calvin drop those types of passes. Then he sat on the bench and looked... loopy. No one cared, no one wanted to step up to the occasion. We're supposed to believe they do this now? Maybe it's just my Lionized pessimism but I don't see it. On the other hand Romo... lulz. What a failure he is. However he does drop some great fantasy numbers even while he destroys his team. Both the Lions and Cowboys are a game behind their respective division leaders. When it comes to Romo I always say, "If the game doesn't matter he will be brilliant". This game matters but it's against the crappy Redskins. Edge Romo


RB matchup.
Edge - 36 Dollar Man

Uh... Duh. (THANKS JOON!)
Matt Forte #3 and Marshawn Lynch #4.
"But Lynch has Arizona". Lynch had Arizona IN Arizona and dropped 15.4. This time Arizona comes into the loudest stadium in the NFL and Lynch gets to go at them again.
I'm not ignoring the fact that Lacy and Stacy are performing extremely well. I think it's a fair comparison to call Lacy and Stacy the poor man's version of Forte and Lynch. They're on track to be those guys later in their careers but they're not there yet. Edge RB 1+2 Forte AND Lynch


WR matchup.
BIG edge - Lacy Stacy

This starts with matchups. It requires a grain of salt for Marshall though. AJ Green and Brandon Marshall get the 2 worst pass defenses in the league this week. AJ Green I can give my vote of confidence, Brandon Marshall on the other hand, I can't. Alshon Jeffery is the reason why. Against Minnesota (31st) Alshon dropped a bomb for 36.9 points taking all the points away from Brandon who finished with 4.5 points. I really think it depends on who's under center for Da Bears. For now I'll ignore it and just take BMarsh v Philly as is on paper. Let's just put it this way. I think I'd take Keenan Allen this week over both TY and Jordy. So if I rank all 6 WRS, #1,2, and 4 go to Lacy Stacy. Edge WR 1+2+3 AJ, Marsh, Keenan


TE matchup.
Push.

They're both so confusing. The only TEs I can be VERY confident in is Jimmy Graham and Gronk. Even Vernon, I have a hard time week by week thinking they'll do well. If I have to choose I'll say Jordan Cameron... he's due and Jets are just so bad. But Washington is just as bad... however Witten blew against them in their first matchup. Regardless these guys are able to drop some major points this week if their QBs look their way. Both guys take a back seat to a top flight WR in Dez and JGordon. So... we'll see. SLIGHT edge - Jordan Cameron


Defense Matchup.
Edge - 36 Dollar Man.

Let me point out that the KC defense has scored more points than DeMarco Murray, AJ Green, Reggie Bush, etc. Benching them based on matchups is a scary thought to me. I don't mean to put doubt in because I'm a pure matchup Defense player. Of course that has been extremely rewarded as many times as it's been extremely negative. So I don't know what the right call is here. The way it stands now I think 49ers are going to have a field day with a crappy Atlanta team, on monday night, at home, THE LAST REGULAR SEASON HOME GAME IN CANDLESTICK PARK. Just screams... disaster for Atlanta. Edge - 49ers D/ST


Kicker Matchup.
Who the hell knows.

I can't predict kickers. They're ridiculous (see Justin Tucker). Both bad matchups against great defenses which is supposed to be what good? cause good defenses only give up Field Goals? But then GREAT defenses don't give up any points? So WTF!?
The way things have been for me they'll probably both drop 25.

GG.

36 Dollar Man by 10.


or something.

I don't know.

Playoffszzz

PLAYOFFSSSSSZZZ

Forgive me. Again it's finals week. I'm all nighting so I think I can take some time out to go ahead with an overdue note.

First and foremost. Congrats to a great come back by I miss JC So much. Something that seems like a trend for him as last year he came so close but failed to make the playoffs. It seems as though that torch was handed over to me.

As for everyone else... Good season...

So...
I miss JC So much crashes head first into 36 Dollar Man who has been a dominating force with 11 wins.
He ties Between the Butt Cheeks of 2011 for best record in this league. Last year's champion of the regular season and the playoffs (me) only had 10. Between the Butt Cheeks did not win in 2011.
Ironically it was 10 win Fall-From-Glory Buy-in Waived in 2011 that won it all. Maybe 10 wins is the magic number? If so... CONGRATULATIoNS JOON'S FOOTBALL SQUAD.
haha.

Let's preview the matchups.

1v4

Henry met Paul in week 3 and beat him by 11.2 points.
Both teams were extremely different back then.
RG 3 was accurately benched by Paul for Alex Smith and Paul had Jamaal Charles back then... hence his current name. Henry has a drastically different looking team since then as he added the monster in Marshawn Lynch (again... thanks Joon) and no longer has CJ2YPC. These teams are extremely different.

Team Analysis.

I miss JC So much:

Huge huge huge huge problem right off the bat.
Unless you live under a rock, you know that Shanahan has shut down RG3 for the rest of the season. His reason sounds like B.S. to me but whatever.
Paul seems to have turned to Ryan Tannehill.
Let me rephrase.
PAUL SEEMS TO HAVE TURNED TO RYAN TANNEHILL.

That sounds awful on paper... cause it kind of is. Regardless of his 15 PRK, Tannehill hadn't broken the 20 point mark til 2 weeks ago against the Jets and Steelers. Now looking at it as a strict matchup play, New England has been pretty awful against the pass but have found a way to kind of... bend but not break in the 2nd halves of the last few games. Best case scenario for Tannehill is to load up in the first half and target Mike Wallace deep against what seems to be an overrated DB in Aqib Talib. 2nd half...? Good luck.

We also have the actual problem. Adrian Peterson may not go this week. If that is the case this matchup looks terrible for Paul.
A team to implode like this right as they make the playoffs is a cruel cruel prank.


36 Dollar Man:

Looking fine, looking good.
Romo is fine and ready to go against a crappy GB defense while his 3 stud running backs look healthy and ready to go. Bush has been erratic but every team would take him as their flex option. Marshawn has slowed down as of late but it seems as though he'd be due as he steadily gets 15+ touches from the backfield.

Basically... everything is as is for 36 Dollar Man and there is no additional fear going into the first round of the playoffs.


My Pick:
Sorry Paul.
As much as it's great to see you come from behind (twss)... your team's issues are too great. I don't think you'll be able to overcome this deficit.

Henry by 20+

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2v3

These two teams met only once.
It was before the power surge that Lacy Stacy had in the middle weeks before somewhat losing its mojo toward the end of the regular season.
Lacy used to threw out David Wilson and Ridley back then... other than that the team was the same. Joon's team used to roll with ARodgers and Marshawn.... Marshawn... THANKS JOON. He threw out Jacquizz and Daryl back then as well... Things have changed for him as well.

Team Analysis:

Lacy Stacy:

The upgrade from Wilson and Ridley (lulz) is HUGEEEEE.
Lacy has proven to be a beast and Zac Stacy... I must admit... is pretty damn good too when his team's situation allows him to get his carries.

Lacy benefits a ton with his matchup against the crappy Dallas rush defense. His 4. Yes 4 receivers would arguably crack any other team's top 2 options. This team was rolling. Add in a ridiculous defense that's scored 20+ points FIVE TIMES and this team looks great. Lemme say that again. His defense has scored 20+ FIVE TIMES. Who saw this coming from KC? You? oh, you're a DIRTY LIAR.


Joon's Football Squad:

Honestly this team was my favorite for an epic fail once Aaron Rodgers went down.
Yet he looked adversity in the eye and said, "let's get it on".
So he enlisted someone that's an expert in "getting it on".
Someone so good at it that he never takes no as an acceptable answer.
He brought in Ben The Rapist.

He's been more than enough. Funny thing is, he was contemplating who to replace ARodgers with and it was because this conversation that I waivered Case Keenum and he took Ben. Good choice for him.

Anyways... His running backs... oh his running backs. Demarco has a great matchup and CJ2"K" has been off and on this year. Arizona's #1 rush D comes in... that's not good news for anyone. Maybe his breakout.... speed.... lulz... can help him break one big TD scamper and it'll help? Combine this with interesting WRs and FLEX and we have a not so optimistic outlook... at least from me.

My Pick:

It's hard to pick against Joon. His team is weird. Week 13 he dropped 155.8... HUH?

But if I was a betting man I'd have to say...

Lacy Stacy by... <10.


So there you have it.

If I'm right... 36 Dollar Man and Lacy Stacy will be playing for the championship.

Good luck to the 4 teams.
Everyone else... yeah okay play for 5th or whatever... blah blah good effort blah blah HAHAHAH KEVIN blah blah.


Good luck to me for finals.

APOW: rebuilding year - FIRST. CONGRATS
Turd: Atlanta Lions

2013 Week 12

.....

Shit.

Demaryius Thomas did nothing all game.
Til the end... when Forehead Android decided to throw to Demaryius Thomas. On one drive he acquired 41 yards and a touchdown.
10.1.
91.8 would have been I Miss JC So much.

However that didn't happen. No great miraculous comeback was expected. However going into monday I had the thought... I can expect 10 from kicker Phil Dawson. I can expect 20 from Frank Gore. I can beg for 10 from Anquan with anything else being bonus. I can also expect RG3 to be held to under 10 points.

Check Dawson.
Check 20 pointer in Anquan.
No.
No Frank Gore.
In fact I've never seen so many carries by non-Gore 49er running backs.

Of the 3 touchdowns, one was at the goalline where on first down Gore missed out on the touchdown by a yard. Instead of an easy punch in, the 49ers decided to throw to Vernon Davis.

Woe is me.
Woe is me.
Woe is me.

Season over for commissioner.

Not statistically but... pretty much.

Now the only joy I can experience is a Championship for any team not named Calvin's Johnson.

Cold weather and Peyton Manning do not seem to be friends.

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Congrats to 36 Dollar Man as he has clinched the playoffs.
I believe if he runs the table he will set the best mark of this league. Former participant Justin Lee set the 11 win mark in 2011.

Congrats to Joon's Football squad to take the outright lead in the Leaders division. His Magic number is now 1 for the playoffs. The division race also at one as he holds the tiebreaker over Calvin's Johnson and Lacy Stacy.

The final 2 spots are wide open in a three horse race... technically a 5 horse race but... yeah.

The best I miss JC So much can do is get the #3 seed.
Calvin's Johnson and Lacy Stacy can take over the division lead and potentially be the #1 seed if 36 Dollar Man finishes the regular season with no wins.

Key matchup here may be week 14's showdown between Calvin's Johnson and I miss JC So much.

A loss to IMJCSM by Calvin's Johnson there assuming a win in week 13 would force a PF tiebreak. IMJCSM has the advantage in that category so it is possible for CJ to fall off.

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So let's look at some scenario assuming both 36 and JFS head up their respective divisions.

# of scenarios for LS and CJ to make it.

1. Both LS and CJ maintain 1 game lead over IMJC
2. LS wins out, CJ ties IMJC in record losing to IMJC and taking over PF lead.
3. 3 Way tie. CJ wins in w13, loses in w14. LS PF tiebreak (uneven records in 3 way h2h) and if CJ takes over PF lead over IMJC
4. IMJC loses out. SPFCCSMF loses a game.

# of scenarios for LS and IMJC to make it.

1. LS wins a game, CJ loses out, IMJC wins out.
2. LS loses out, CJ loses out, IMJC wins out. (LS tiebreak over CJ)
3. LS loses out, CJ loses out, IMJC loses week 13. (PF tiebreak to LS #3, IMJC PF lead #4)
4. LS wins a game, CJ loses week 14 (1-1), IMJC wins out. (will be 3 way tie for PF for LS&IMJC or straight tie for #4 with PF for IMJC).
5. LS loses out, CJ loses out, IMJC 1-1 win in week 14, SPFCCSMF wins out. PF for LS and IMJC

# of scenarios for CJ and IMJC
(LS he has the PF lead overall)

1. LS loses out, CJ wins out, IMJC 1-1.
IMJC H2H #4.
2. LS loses out, CJ 1-1, IMJC wins out
3. LS loses out, CJ 1-1, IMJC 1-1
IMJC H2H #4


I might have overlooked but... yeah.

For funsies...

Ways for SPFCCSMF to get into the playoffs LOL.

1. LS or CJ loses out, IMJC 1-1, SPFCCSMF wins out and somehow eclipses both in PF. (not feasible)
2. LS loses out, IMJC loses out, SPFCCSMF wins out.
H2H over LS. (only possible option)
3. 4 way tie between LS, CJ, IMJC, and SPFCCSMF with CJ somehow taking over PF lead. #3 PF CJ. #4 H2H SPFCCSMF
(unlikely given CJ scored only 70 points this week)


Thobias owns no tiebreak and trails all 3 of LS CJ and IMJC that it is not feasible.
Only way would be to somehow skyrocket up the PF charts and be in a 3 way tie for a playoff spot.




So yeah, congrats again.

I'm going to curl up in a ball and die.
Can even pick anyone to be mad at.
Fitzpatrick for overshooting Delanie in the endzone?
The Indy staff for giving Donald who gave them 80 yards and 2 TDs the week before only 2 carries and gave more to the terrible Trent Richardson?
Jim Harbaugh for abandoning Frank Gore?
Kenny Stills?
Can't complain about Tom Brady or Anquan. Both acquired in a trade. At least I still have my trade saavy.

My comparison of my team to the Lions looks shamefully accurate.

FML.

APOW: JFS
Turd: Team Excrement

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2013 Week 11

Crunch Time

Okay, that was one of the turdier thursday games this year.
Geez.

Anyways... this is another fantastic week with SAO MUCH PLAYOFF IMPLICATIONS.

The last time I said that, there was a lot of teams on the brink of falling off. Atlanta Lions and Team Excrement had beaten SPFCCSMF and I miss JC So much, it would have put them on even footing. Even footing that would have pretty much eliminated all 4 teams. Instead they won and key teams like Thobias Funke and Lacy Stacy took key losses to make things very interesting. It honestly looked as though JFS would stumble with the finish line in sight given Aaron Rodgers going down but in some magical underdog-ish fashion CJ2K stepped up and Joon's favorite Rapist dropped some bombs against the Lions.

SCOOP has only one win but has been putting up some major points of late but given he had 3 thursday night players throw up 13.5 points... it seems as though he has a good chance to solidify the 3rd position leaving 4 teams to fight over the final one.

Of course that isn't a given.

This is how it goes.

36 Dollar Man. Playoffs? 99.8%

He would have to go winless and finish at the 9 win mark while I miss JC so Much would have to run the table. It would give him the upper hand if the PF stayed where it is as 3 straight wins would include 36 Dollar Man pulling it to 1-1 and the tiebreak going to PF. Even then, the 3 remaining Legends division playoff contending teams may give way to him with a lesser record or a tie with Henry's advantage.

It's pretty much a lock. Let's put it this way.
Henry's magic number is 1 for both the playoffs and the division which would make him a 2 seed WCS.

He pretty much has had the most ideal season. 3rd in PF and 1st in PA. His PA is actually astounding. It hasn't even eclipsed the 1000 mark yet. Such a perfect season.


Joon's Football Squad. Playoffs? 86.6%

Funsies. That week 4 matchup with Calvin's Johnson was pretty important huh? He holds the tiebreak over the worst human being in the world because of that win.
As I mentioned before, last week's win was crucial. Although his opponent only dropped 64 on him, The rapist and CJ2k flexed some muscle.
If he keeps pace with Calvin's Johnson the rest of the way he will retain the division and be 2nd seed at worst. Even if Lacy Stacy catches up with them as he beat both and they all played each other only once. Again, magic number is 2 as only 4 teams can reach the 10 win mark. If he falls twice and ends up at 9. 4 teams could catch him. 2 of which are teams who are responsible for 2 of his 3 losses (Commish, Thobias). He does have a tricky schedule though given week 13 and 14 is against contending teams.


Calvin's Johnson. Playoffs? 86.6%

Division title is possible for Calvin's Johnson although he sits at 2nd in the Legends due to a tiebreak with JFS.
His magic number is 2 for the playoffs. Only way he doesn't make it is if joon keeps pace with him or beats him out and Calvin's Johnson only converts 1 of 3 remaining and some 2 team combination of Lacy Stacy/Thobias Funke/I miss JC/mine pass him.

Given that my app shows that CJ has the easiest remaining schedule by FAR, would have me reluctantly... and unfortunately admit that he's probably a lock to be in the playoffs. However, as mentioned before. SCOOP has been putting up some points every other week since week 7. If he gets by ATL, he'll have to face him with his precious Forehead Android going up against KC again. I'm rooting for this just so the final game against I miss JC So much could potential be super duper wowza zoinks amazing.

Plus. I hate him. BOO.


Ansahppable Cabrera. 68.9%

So dejected last weekend. So disgusted. As he should have been. His presence at 8-3 would have pushed him up to #3, instead he sits at #4, not because of a tiebreak but because of record. The only lock for this team is running the table. Again, 10 win seasons are only in the reach of 4 teams. 2 wins? pretty safe... unless there's only 1 playoff spot for grabs and he is tied at 9 wins in these scenarios:

A. tied at 9 with SPFCCSMF. A three way tie to bail him out with PF cannot happen given SPFCCSMF's schedule includes both 6-5 teams.

B. tied at 9 with JC. JC beat him last week.

C. tied at 9 with JC and Thobias and I miss JC So much erases the slim 14 point deficit in PF.

Now there are multiple possibilities that would include 6 win teams with 8 win teams but those are very unlikely given the point we are in. If certain things go a certain way this week I might have to touch on it in next week's LMN.


I miss JC So much. 20.1%.

You'll notice this is lower than the 6th seed Thobias Funke. Why?
1. Schedule
He gets a 6 win team this week and two 8 win teams to close out the season.
2.Thobias Funke faces off against the #4 seed and a 6 win team. Also, if it comes down to it, could keep JFS at 9 wins in the final week.

For all 6 win teams, the only way to "lock" is to run the table and bank on Lacy Stacy to drop at least one or even more unlikely... bank on one of the 8 win teams to choke hardcore. It's as simple as that.

Technically there are more opportunities for this team given he's in the Leaders division with a win over 36 Dollar Man. But again, that would require him to lose all 3.


Thobias Funke. 30%

His hopes are firmly in his hands.
If he beats Lacy Stacy, it will become a 3 way tie for 4th between Thobias, Lacy Stacy, and the winner of the MATCHUP OF DEATH. He is dead last among the 4 teams in PF though. But the very next week after he handles Lacy Stacy is SPFCCSMF who could be one of the teams he is tied with. If he handles that game as well then all he would need is some miraculous PF weeks to overtake Lacy Stacy to tiebreak (they'd be 1-1 H2H) or an additional Lacy Stacy loss. Now if the 3 way tie is with I miss JC So much... he can hope for his rough schedule to drop him out.


SPFCCSMF. 9.7%

:(
I'm going to delete this app.

The only way this is in my hands at all is running the table. Even if I run the table it doesn't help. Sure it would drop the teams I'm tied with at 6 wins right now and make both a non-factor... but I would require a loss by Ansah or 2 from JFS. I could make it work with CJ, only if Lacy Stacy joins us and i make up the GIANTIC 171.3 PF deficit to Ansah or CJ catches Lacy Stacy in PF. 1-1 for all 3 teams pushing it to PF for the #3 seed, then H2H among the remaining two.

A. Lacy retains PF lead. CJ owns tiebreak on me.
3 Lacy 4 CJ

B. CJ takes over PF lead. I own tiebreak on Lacy Stacy
3. CJ 4. me

... I'm not taking PF lead.

3 Way tie with JFS and Lacy also works.

In which it would most likely play out...
Lacy Stacy #3 with PF (100+ lead on JFS)
SPFCCSMF #4 with H2H against JFS.



Yeah.
That's it.

All other teams have a 0.0% But clearly can spoil EVERYTHING. So I ask of y'all to do your part to make this one of the best playoff races I've ever seen personally.

So how do I see things going?




36 Dollar Man wins this week and the next.
Romo v Giants and Romo v Oakland.
I can see big days.
Not convinced? Forte v STL and Min... (30th and 28th against RBs)
... still not convined? Marshawn Lynch is on this team (THANKS JOON.)

STILL NOT CONVINCED?
... kill yourself.

#1 seed. @ 11 wins. Perhaps dropping to Lacy Stacy in week 14.

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Joon's Football Squad.
Yup.
I think I wouldn't have said this had SCOOP's thursday players... put up... at least like 25.
But I think there's a good chance Joon squeaks this out. Then Gandalf returns. Against crummy pass defenses... I say he falls to I miss JC So much though... finishing at 10 wins.

#2 seed. @10 wins and tiebreak over CJ

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Well I gave it away didn't I?

Calvin's Johnson...
As much as I hate to say.

I think this week is a win. Requiring one more to lock.
He locks it up but doesn't run the table.

Not much more to say other than... I hate you.

In the playoffs. @ 10 wins
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Okay, hear me out.
I'll run this week by week.

2 teams will essentially be eliminated this week IMO.
Lacy Stacy just has way too much firepower against some of the worst defenses this week. Go to his team page. Look at all the GREEN numbers in OPRK. Even his red numbers aren't bad and one fo them is against the KC Defense. Please. That's by default a green number. I think APOW is coming. Knock on wood.

I also reluctantly say I miss JC So much eliminates the commish.
Kenny Stills... sigh. 2.2
I actually blame the RANDOM ASS RUN GAME EFFICIENCY OF THE ATLANTA FALCONS. RAN SO MUCH CLOCK OFF. DAMN IT.
Anyways... at first I looked at this matchup and thought... I can do this. RG3 v Seattle? yes.
Antonio Brown with Joe Haden all over him. YES.
Then I looked at the red numbers more carefully...
15th v Adrian might look good but... do I trust Tolzien to run up the score against Minnesota enough for them to have to abandon the run and pass? And even so... not pass to Adrian? I don't. Damn it.

I was going to start Keenum. But everything about Peyton v Brady screams... shootout. I'm still extremely skeptical about it. But given so... a shootout means points are scored. Talib couldn't even handle Steve Smith last week... can he handle Demaryius? Eh.
Only silver lining is that Peyton has so many weapons it doesn't have to be him.

Regardless... my skepticism against my dream man + Kenny Stills + Donald Brown v Arizona D as my RB2 + Anquan Boldin = sub 100 score.

Paul wins.

So boom. 2 man race for #4. Paul has to run the table and Danny needs to do the same if he does. If you were paying attention I said Ansah might take Henry down week 14.

I think Paul wins week 13. Giving Joon his 1 loss.
I think Paul runs the table.

So... Paul sits at 9 wins.
Lacy wins week 12 and 14...

...
...
What Am I Doing on week 13?
Trap game?





lulz no.

Lacy runs the table.

#3.


All this hoopla and the playoff picture stays the way it is minus a swap between 3 and 4.




Is this gonna be correct?
Probably not.

Only thing I do know is that Paul is going to hammer my poor Shady-less team.

Eff you Paul.
Eff you.

and you too Kevin.





bye.

APOW: Joon's Football Squad (1)
Turd: Atlanta Lions (2)

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WEEK 10

Alright let's go.

Let's go by rank.
I'm writing this before MNF so I might have the seeds screwed up but I'm pretty sure I'm right.

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As Joon fell this week, he allows Calvin's Johnson to take over the Division lead. With that, the #1 seeding is a tiebreak between 36 Dollar Man and Calvin's Johnson.

Now they haven't had their head to head yet (this week), so it will go to PF... which is still up in the air as Calvin's Johnson has a lead by a HAIR with Charles Clay going as 36 Dollar Man has Vincent Jackson.

I'll just write this as is.
P.S. Only going up to the 4-win teams as 3 wins or less is pretty much eliminated.

1. Calvin's Johnson

Do I enjoy this person? No.
I've grown to hate him.
He rocks a 2 man core that is ridiculous.
Peyton is the #1 QB with the #2 QB producing 30 points less (Brees) while Calvin Johnson holds onto the #1 spot by about 4 points as of last week (remember, he skipped a game).
Now given I miss JC so much's 137.5 production this week, Calvin's Johnson falls into 3rd place (With the potential for 36 Dollar Man to overtake).

Let me reiterate how ridiculous these two players are. Of the 889.5 points so far... 243.3 comes from Peyton and 142.4 from Calvin. Then 3rd. Is king of Running Backs, DeAngelo Williams (sarcasm) with his amazing 2 TDs.

Big question mark for him is the fact that Peyton is getting roughed up lately and is listed questionable (although I can't imagine him missing the game). He has a firm grip on the league right now and his playoff aspirations are not in jeopardy.

Real Sports GM comparison: Sam Presti OKC Thunder. Traded away his Harden (Julius - 5th in points scored for him although he hasn't been on this team for a while now).


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2. 36 Dollar Man

Deep deep deep.
People can be quick to complain and point out that 36 Dollar Man has a RIDICULOUS PA (801 as of last week and Joon didn't do anything this week), but his PF justifies his rank.
The Leaders division is terrible (again) and this team is the annual diamond in the rough. Just go and click on his team page and check out the PRK.
3. 2. 3. 5. 5. 5. 6.... althought I included the kicker and 49er D. That's som balance right there. Who's the remaining 2? VJax and TY Hilton (15 and 14 respectively).

Credit his balance during the draft and his trade with Joon for Marshawn Lynch. Let's review that trade.
36 Sends:
DeMarco
CJ2YPC
Stevie Johnson
Willis McGahee

for

Marshawn
Amendola
Daryl Rich.

Yeah, I don't care what Joon says, Henry won that trade. DeMarco had 5 points in 3 weeks thanks to injury and crap and although CJ2ypc had decent games, that's not enough to pull even.

Real Sports GM comparison: 2010 Pat Riley. Spending less than their value money to put together a superstar team. Marshawn James, Forte Wade, Tony Bosh.

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3. Joon's Football Squad

Record Tie with Ansah but has the Tiebreaker after beating him this year. It was their only matchup. After pulling off 6 straight wins during week 2 and 7, he's dropped 2 of the last 3 matchups. Aaron Rodgers is hurt and this is a scary moment for Joon here. His schedule is pretty weak so he may be fine but two 5 win teams and a 4 win team is not a cupcake matchup.

So what's going on?
If ARodg is out... that's a dependable 20ish points off the board as well as 1 of his only 2 top ten PRK position players (Tony Gonzo #6). Most of the remaining players are in the top 20 so it's not like this team is terrible. He has 7 wins for a reason (5th PF, 9th PA).

But man this is a one man team though. Aaron Rodgers is 20% of his point production. He'll need to find a QB who can alleviate the departure of Aaron and have his RBs and WRs step it up. This team has yet to see the bye week pain though. No DeMarco next week, and no Marvin (assuming Stevie's spot this week belongs to Josh Gordon on bye) the next week.

The 2 RBs mentioned have some tough matchups the next 3 weeks. Hold your breath. Brace yourself.

Real Sports GM comparison: Little harsh but 2007 Kevin McHale. Sent KG (Marshawn) for a bunch of decent pieces Al Jefferson (Murray), Telfair (LOL CJ2YPC hahahaha). Ignore the success (or lack of) the team being compared to. The fact is Marshawn is only 40 something short of CJ and DeMarco combined... except he only takes up one slot.

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4. Ansahppable Cabrera

This team has snuck up on everyone.
Insanely balance too. Key players.
Keenan Allen/Zac Stacy/Chiefs D/Matthew Stafford
All of these guys were either trades of pickups.

The big 3 team trade was pretty solid for him.
He dumped Daryl (useless), RG3 (underwhelming), Antonio Brown, and Josh Gordon and got back Matthew Stafford and Larry Fitz. When looking back on it, it's still hard to tell if it was a good idea... until you realize who his WRs are.

Would you rather have RG3/AJ/BMarsh/Josh/and Antonio or his current QB/WR/Flex setup?

Let's see...

Fitz/Keenan = 146.1
Gordon/Brown = 174.4
-28.3

and

Stafford = 167.2
RG3 = 124.5
+42.7

+14.4... Meh?

Not as solid as I thought. Regardless of all that, It's the free agent pickups in Keenan/Stacy/ChiefsD that makes it for this team.

Real Sports GM comparison: Scott Pioli (2001-2008 NE and current KC GM). Why? Superstars are no brainer's. But what were the old Patriots known for? Sure it may be credited to Brady's genius, but they were known for being able to plug in some random schmuck WR and win. Look at this years KC team. Doesn't make sense but he always manages teams with surprise heroes. This is kind of... too high of praise as Pioli is one of the greatest of all time. Regardless of Belichick or not.

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Now among the 5 win teams, everyone is 1-1 against each other, which means it defaults to PF.

5. I miss JC So much

Wow.
He hath returned to the top.
Honestly... this team is the one I fear the most.
He definitely controls his own destiny and has a hard schedule. He plays Ansah next week and same record SPFCCSMF the week after. He also has Calvin's Johnson on the remaining schedule so it's a long, hard (twss) road for him to make the playoffs. But if you had to do it you'd want some people like AD, Gio, Demaryius on your team.

He leads the league in PF for a reason.
Scary team. 16% of this team's production so far is credited to AD.
Now, Gio was a trade acquisition so hard to judged him thus far but he's doing damn well.
I don't like the trade though. But hindsight is 20/20.
Having a team with AD/Jamaal/Cruz/Alshon is scarier than AD/Gio/Demaryius/Cruz to me. BUT. It's all about ceilings.
Gio still shares the ball, Jamaal doesn't. Alshon is one of 2 top options for the Bears, Demaryius is one of... what? 6? Of course week's like last week will happen where he grabs 3. But week's where he's got 0 TDs happened 4 times.

Regardless... This team should scare you.
Ansah, SPFCCSMF, JFS, Calvin's Johnson... watch out.

Real Sports GM comparison: 2004-5 Mitch Kupchak. Big names off the bat. Then traded Shaq for Lamar Odom and others. Kobe is still on the team but Kobe and Shaq just looks like it'd be better.

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LULZ I squeak by Thobias Funke with +0.1 PF over Thobias. hahahaha unless Stat Corrections kick in

6. SHITPISSFUCKCUNTCOCKSUCKERMOFO

QB...
Oh Matt Ryan.
Oh Julio... why hath you forsaken Matty Ice.
QB issues completely kill this team. That and inconsistency. This team has such a solid core in Gore/McCoy/Wes/Julius. How is a team with these names go 5-5?
Inconsistency.

Chip Kelly. I don't understand the guy. He starts off the season rushing Shady 30 times (24.9 fantasy points). He then gives him 11.

T= Twenty or more D= double digits S= single. This is Shady:
TDTSDDSSDD

What is this? Why is this? Chip Kelly and stupid douchebag QBs. At least Foles now looks like he's got a good grip on the role now. YAY FOLES.

Who's the other assclown? Joe Flacco. THROW THE DAMN BALL TO YOUR BEST RECEIVER. Three double digit games. Absurd.

All I know is, this team has awesome matchups. Including Matt Ryan and Case Keenum
Matt (TB, Buf, GB, WSH,)
Keenum (Oak, Jac, Jac again)

Controls own destiny. Man up.

Real Sports GM comparison: John Schuerholz (ATL Braves) Knew when to part with players like Maddux (Murray) and Glavine (run DMC) and maintained a consistent product. Was there for the emergence of then-young talent from the farm system Chipper Jones (Kenny Stills). Also traded for Sheffield (Julius Thomas) and Fred McGriff (Torrey Smith).

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7. Thobias Funke

Another good core team.
Brees/Charles/Alshon/Vernon.
Now... Vernon got concussed. Notice how I didn't include #37 Ray Rice. That was a trade for another useless player in Colston though.

This team has two top flight TEs though, which at first... I was confused about why he didn't move one. If Vernon is out then, good thing he held on.

Tenth in PA but not much to capitalize on it. Some of his wins are fantastic, scoring 132 and 125. But losses where he scored 56/74/73.2... gross.

All of those losses have one thing in common.
Brees is the only one that shows up.

OH MY GOD. I just checked the numbers.
Brees accounts for 26% of the offensive production.
Vernon is 2nd with 8.4%

I guess that tells the whole story.
Charles will help. He is the #1 RB after all... but I guess that's just how bad everyone else has been.
Days they click, this team drops 100+ but consistency is key.

Looking at his transactions... there's been a constant search for the right combo.

Real Sports GM comparison: Dave Dombrowski. Head scratcher on this one. But let's look at it as... a team that has a defined superstar or two, Brees/Charles, but clearly the team as a whole just can't click together. Alshon is Torii-esque as he plays out of his mind sometimes. We all know who Prince Fielder is here. RAY. RICE. Dombrowski is what I like to call a "end of the road" GM. He likes to bring in names at the end of their prime/career (Sheffield/Magglio/Victor/Kenny Rogers). Ray Rice isn't at the end of his career, but it's the "what did you do before" instead of "what have you done lately". Sure Colston is no better but... Ray, when traded for clearly had done nothing.

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8. Atlanta Lions

What can I say... this team hasn't touched 100 except for twice. Week 2 and week 4.
Injuries... consistency.
Just look at the stars.
Look how ridiculous Dez's numbers are.
Man he was shut down yesterday by the Saints. Worst part of it is... Rob Ryan doubled him all game and he was completely rocked. Barely got one catch yesterday. If I'm a DCoord in the NFL I do the same thing. I'm assuming that's what the DCoords will do.

But anyways, look at Dez, look at Morris. It's a rollercoaster. Then notice the injuries this team had. Especially SJax. He was supposed to be the missing piece to an Atlanta team that was so close. Yet 13 ATL looks like 12 DET. Coming off a great hopefule season with high hopes only to suck balls.

It's just lost opportunities everywhere. Season isn't over... technically. Running the table + some favors need to happen for a playoff birth. But given that I look at this team and see... RB1/Flex + WR1/WR3/WR3-flex... it'll be hard to find production. He did say everyone is on the block so we'll see if anything happens within the week.

There's just a lack of production from the RB2 slot as well as the 2nd and 3rd WR slot.

Real Sports GM comparison: 2012 Sam Hinkie (76ers). 2012 saw newly acquired Andrew Bynum sit all year then when his contract was up... he bolted. Steven Jackson is Andrew Bynum. Teased in week one with some good looks before getting injured in week 2. Remained out for 5 weeks in a row then looks completely crappy. Can't really do much when things just don't pan out. If Sjax was good to go, that would have surely made the RB situation with being inconsisent go away.

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9. Team Excrement

Another team riddled with injuries. Also underperformances.
But Arian is done. CJ Spiller can't stay healthy. What is wrong with Brady? No idea. Either way this team is just bad. Only 1 legitimate top ten player in DeSean Jackson, who's been a pleasant surprise. Anquan had a great start then completely fizzled. Hakeem has become fantasy irrelevant.

But it comes down to Brady. With Gronk back he looks a lot better and pretty much destroyed everything last time he was able to play with 30+ points. But at the end of the day, there's nothing you can really do when things just don't work out. Arian and CJ are fantastic backs when healthy. Excrement just happened to hit the double injury bug.

Can't say anything else.
The names are there... The results aren't.

Real Sports GM comparison: ... whoever the GM of the Buffalo Bills is. They see Fred and CJ go down every year. Well this is a new year and CJ/Arian is the worst possible thing to happen.
hurts.

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Fantasy Relevant Matchups for Week 11.

Calvin's Johnson and 36 Dollar Man.
Battle for #1 Seed.
Unfortunately it might be a slap fight, and Calvin's Johnson continues his lucky streak as Henry has Romo and Witten on BYE.
I think he picked up Locker for the spot but Locker is out.
So he'll have to find someone else and a TE somehow.

Lucky for Henry, Peyton is hobbled and even if he wasn't he's up against the BEST D... Chiefs.

I say if Marshawn = Calvin, then 36 Dollar Man wins.

DOWN WITH KEVIN.



Ansahppable and I miss JC

Ansah can be in biggg trouble if he loses to JC here. He gets current #2 36 Dollar in the last week of regular season. 2-2 in the final two games is unacceptable.
Zac Stacy is on bye while JC doesn't have anything significant missing. There are some pretty awful matchups for Ansah while I think JC has a better one except for AD @ Seattle.

This will be a fun one, and as a 5 win team, I should be rooting for I miss JC.



Joon's Football Squad with all its injuries will face Atlanta Lions and will have to turn it around. 3 losses in 4 games would be a collapse.
There's no recovering mentally and emotionally from blowing that type of lead.

No ARodg is a problem.



Finally, SCOOP v SPFCCSMF.
SCOOP scares me. So many thursday games... and so on...

SCOOP wins by 60.


Anyways I'm sleepy.
Goodnight.

I may edit for more things later in the week.

APOW: I miss JC So much (3)
Turd: Joon's Football Squad (1)

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2013 Week 8

Hate this

I hate this game.
I've lost the will to go on. :( sigh.

Let's look at something interesting... like, PlayerPerformance-Outcome relationships.

MSGoregasms, losses in week 2, 4, 7, 8
Who needs to go? Shady McCoy.
Week 2: 16.7 (not bad)
4: 9.4
7: 8.1
8: 6.5

Chip Kelly started off very well.
He used Shady for 31 carries on week one (24.9) and hasn't given him the rock 25 or more times except once (week 6; 15.1)

Joon's Football Squad, losses in week 1, 8
Who needs to go? Hard to say given his activity and lack of losses.
"Take a shot in the dark douchebag". Alright... Quizz.
Week 1: 0.2 (DNP)
Week 8: 1.9

or maybe Mike Wallace
Week 1: 1.5
Week 8: 4.9

Thing with both these guys is that A. Quizz doesn't really get starts on this squad and B. Mike Wallace pulled off 2.2 and 2.4 points in winning weeks.

Calvin's Johnson, losses in week 1, 4
Performance proof.
Week 1 was a major Kang of Julius Thomas and week 4 was a combination of byes and some bad bad matchups.

Hey Kevin. t(-_-t)

i got a win, losses in weeks 1-6.
Who needs to go? Everyone?

To his credit, everyone HAS been getting going. He's doing quite well the last couple weeks, He's been scoring 94points+ the last 5 weeks. Kaep's use in the offense surely helps. Who doesn't help? Getting Colston for RAY RICE... which was... interesting, but that guy blows. He needs to get it going.

Team Excrement, losses in weeks 3,5,7,8
Who needs to go? Brady.
So many candidates for this team. There were so many players who in weeks 3,5,7,8 had their worst performances. 3 of them have 1 of those weeks with good performances.

Brady was the only one with 3 awful performances and 1 subpar one.
Week 3: 15.5
5: 5.9
7: 7.1
8: 7.1

Those are some awful numbers for a elite quarterback and it actually makes me really sad... Get it together brah.

Ansahppable Cabrera, losses in weeks 2,3,5
Who needs to go? Again... many candidates. I'll go with Fitz.

Week 2: 3.3
3: 6.4
5: 4.3

He did throw up a gross 1.7 last week against the legion of boom but still squeaked a 0.5 point win.

Again, Fitz is supposed to be elite, but man he just isn't getting the ball as much as he should.

Cruz to Victor, losses in weeks 2,3,6,7,8
Who needs to go? The guy his team is named for.
Cruz...
week 2: 11.8
3: 2.5
6: 6.8
7: 5
8: 8.6

Again, Elite guy, putting up some mid to low WR2 to high flex numbers in too many games. 29.8, 22.4 is in this guy's potential. 4 TDs this season with 3 of them in week one. Get it together Salsa.

SCOOP YOU losses in... everything.
Who needs to go? ...

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Atlanta Lions losses in weeks 1,5,6,7
Who needs to go? Interesting here. Let's say Sproles and Dez.
Dez...
week 1: 2.2
5: 24.1 (outlier)
6: 3.6
7: 11

Sproles
1: 11
5: 4.1
6: 7.3
7: bye
8: 0 (just adding)

Now Dez is a for sure elite WR, he knows it too, just overestimates his ability to be Calvin-esque. Sorry Dez, you're "one of the best" not "the best".
He's clearly a guy who needs to score. 8 TDs in 8 weeks is great, so he's hard to blame for this, but it's what the trend says.

Sproles is hard to blame as well as he's such a risky play every week as a pass catching, non-primary back. His potential is more about the aerial game than the run (obviously). This past week he caught 4 for 0. Got lucky this week but can't get away with that anymore. It's crunch time.

36 Dollar Man losses in weeks 4,8
Who's got to go? I don't know. Another guy with too many major moves and not enough losses.

What does his losses have in common? This week an RB, 2 WRs, TE, and FLEX all blew chunks. Week 4? The same minus flex.
I guess this team just needs to avoid 4 or more players epic failing.

What Am i doing, losses in 1,3,4,6,7
Who needs to go? Lamar Miller.
Week 1: 1
3: 6.4
4: 12.8
6: bye
7: 4.7

Not that the weeks he won was much different but they were different enough. After a trend where Lamar was taking control of the backfield job in Miami he started to lose it. This past week though, he got 18 carries... the most of this season. He still isn't very dependable to score but he's good enough to make a difference.

Thobias Funke, losses in weeks 2,5,6
Who needs to go? Brees.

Week 2: 12.9
5: 19.3
6: 16.5

Those weeks are the exact weeks that he's scored the least amount of points. Take those weeks away and what does Brees average? 29.6 points. 30... friggin points. That's his potential. Get it Brees. Pass it to Stills... hehehe....


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Not going to discuss matchup to matchup stuff.
I'll quick hit though.

It seems as though this Kang atrocity is very STD and/or Cancerish. MSGoregasm's worst possible thing was finding out Mike Williams was active. After a major kang the week before, I went against my gut and started him over Kenny Stills. Just like that, 2 weeks in a row, kanged. Someone get me some type of aggressive antibiotic to rid the disgusting boil-creating disease of kang.

Anyone else? Yes. Joon's Football Squad.
Not because it was a "bad move" just cause it's insane. Marvin Jones scored 4 TDs. LULZJETS. He kanged 36.2 points. He would have destroyed Thobias and stayed in 1 loss status.


Now... anyone's hopes dead?
Yes. Scoop, is dead.
Please try to play spoiler but more importantly do not finish winless... that's insanely hard to do... get that win dude.

i got a win is pretty much dead too. If he goes undefeated he finishes at 8 wins. So statistically not dead. Will take a miracle though.

The top is extremely congested now with 3-6win teams, 2-5win teams, and 3-4win teams.

7 teams, 4 spots. It's likely that 3 playoff teams will come from the legends division... AGAIN.

Step it up leaders. We might need to shake it up for next year.



Anyways. I can't do the note next week. Busy week next week. Volunteers?

k thanks.

APOW: Calvin's Johnson (4)... wow
Turd: ... Multiple Spontaneous Goregasms (1) ... shit.

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Week 7

BYE BYE BYE

Bye Week Death:

Upcoming Weeks of Pain

Calvin's Johnson - Week 9
Like seriously, he's going to lose.
Missing Peyton, Calvin, Randle, Blackmon, MJD.
Probable Replacements: FAQB, All but one bench WR.

New York Giants - Week 9
Missing Kaep, Moreno, Decker, Jacobs
Probable Replacements: Vick, Mathews, Royal/Pettis

Ansahppable Cabrera - Week 10
Missing Ridley, Cameron, Chief's D
Probable replacements: DWilson (should be back), Fleener, FA Def

Cruz to Victor - Week 9
Missing Cruz and Demaryius
Probable replacements: Streater, FA WR.

SCOOP YOU - Week 8
Going to lose...
Missing: Luck, Trent, Andre, Nate.
Probable replacements: FA QB, Snelling? (SJax is coming back), Roddy, Kenbrell.

Exile of the Sea Bass - Week 9
Missing: Gore, Welker, Floyd(bench), Julius,
Probable replacements: Donald Brown?, FA TE, Giant WR corp

36 Dollar Man - Week 8
Missing: Forte, TY, Kendall(bench?)
Probable Replacements: Ivory, James Jones (if able), Amendola (if able) or Chris Givens.

Thobias Funke - Week 8
Missing: Alshon, Gates, Novak, Tate, Ray Rice
Probable Replacements: VDavis to TE, Durham, FA everything.

Congrats if you weren't listed. It means you don't have a ridiculous Bye week and are smarter than everyone else.

So what does this mean...
It means these teams can smile:
Thobias Funke: Gets Calvin's Johnson on probably the worst bye week situation I've ever seen.

Cruz to Victor and New York Giants face each other so that might be a slap fight

SCOOP gets Ansah week 10 and maybe can get a win.

NYG gets scoop this week.

36 Dollar Man gets a very crippled Commish team

Ansah can pre-avenge the commish this week

Joon's Football Squad gets Thobias this week.


Of course it's not a given, nothing better than winning with bench players, but CJ in week 10 and EoSB in week 9... will just have to bend over and take it.

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Reviews:

36 Dollar Man (6-1)
fondles to death
Team Excrement (4-3)

Holy, Bejesus.
Team Excrement's players pretty much quit on him.
Arian left in the first quarter.
CJ is hurt and ran for 11 yards then caught passes for NEGATIVE yards. Finished with 0.7.
Emmanuel Sanders decided to match that performance.

I mean I'll stop here.
No one showed up. Even Tom Terrific had a bad day. Which is depressing for me.
Looks like the Bills comparison was right. Injuries man. Injuries.

36 Dollar Man on the other hand rolled.
Forte, was fantastic. 3 scores. Lifted Romo and had his DK kick in 26 points. WRs continue to be erratic and inconsistent but this is clearly the best RB corp in the league now (Thanks Joon...) Forte and Marshawn are TIED for 2nd best RB in the league and Bush comes in as #8.
One loss team looks to ride his 3 headed monster to the playoffs.

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Joon's Football Squad (6-1)
bitchslaps
Cruz to Victor (3-4)

Pain for Paul.
Adrian and Gio didn't do their part... at all. 5.6 and 5.9?
That Jamaal trade is going to continue to haunt him.
He had the best RB Duo in the league and suddenly, AD is clearly not himself given tragedy and now INJURY.
Cruz is also extremely disappointing as his team continues to suck. Even though they got their first win, he wasn't a part of it at all.

For Joon, everybody was just solid. Solid but surprising. Quizz got 18.2 points. How? Not on the ground for sure. Sproles 2.0 caught two TDs through the air. Will be interesting to see what happens when SJax comes back. CJ got 17 points against SAN FRAN!!!!??!?!?!? Chillout. Same story. Got a screen pass and ran with his "get away from the cops speed" for a phenomenal score. When ARodgers rolls, this is the type of extra production this team needs. 25 from Aaron and 4 or 5 double digit performances allows this team to keep up with most.
Still only a 1-loss team.

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Calvin's Johnson (5-2)
burns the soul of
SCOOP YOU (0-7)

Wow. Just wow. SCOOP's team showed up this week... kinda.
Luck went nuts against his predecessor. 30 Points! Looked brilliant.
Trent however, wasn't part of the game at ALL. 1.7 points? From a first rounder who was traded for ANOTHER 1st round pick? Good for me for having Donald Brown I guess? Harry Douglas (someone I kept wanting him to trade over to me) broke out with 20.9 points albeit against TB. Gronk finally played and got yards. Only yards though. This team's RB situation is not going to allow SCOOP to get into the win column. This week, he has nobody... so good luck and God bless.

Calvin's Johnson.
FINALLY GETS A HIT!
I should not be biased but this guy continues to roll yet Reggie Wayne is now out for the season. What does this mean?
...
He still has forehead android...
But forehead android hasn't been looking so hot lately. Of course that means nothing since his "not so hot" is the average of the ELITE QBs. But he'll definitely need some effort from the rest of his team. Maybe newly acquired DMac will decide to stay healthy and be a boss like he used to be. It really helps his situation as MJD and DeAngelo... are just.... so so terrible.

I'm not sure if this team is my favorite to win it all anymore. Definitely evens things out in the league.

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Thobias Funke (4-3)
cackles his way past
Exile of the Sea Bass (4-3)

Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid.

eff this guy

What a terrible Kang.
How ironic that it is me that throws down the ultimate kang?
The kangiest Big Poppi Kangadoodle Kang Kang.

Okay, sorry.
21.7 vs -0.9
Cutler had the better matchup, and didn't lose his top two targets to injury. Yet Cutler decides he's going to play a couple minutes and fall like an idiot and walk off the field like he just sharted his pants. 96.6 potential score dropped down to 74 thanks to poor decision-making by moi.

Thobias had a surprisingly poor day. Foles was supposed to do better than 5.7 and an injury against a Dallas team that allows everygame to be a shootout. Andre sucks, and Jamaal was good but a couple of things kept him from breaking 20 (like his fumble). Even with a nice boost, thanks to an unexpected score for kerley, the bye put in Kris Durham (who I hate), Thobias only managed 86.5. Gifted with a win.

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Ansahppable Cabrera (4-3)
LOLZ and gets on a ROFLCOPTER after beating
What Am i doing (2-5)

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
0.5 point difference.
All Doug Martin's fault. Torn labrum on a nasty spill forced Doug Martin out of the game. Ironically if he had gotten injured while MAKING the catch, he would have won. Instead the hit jarred the ball loose and he lost. Or... Lamar Miller's coaches keeps the faith and (correctly) sticks with him over DThomas.. Walter wins. OR... Greg Jennings on monday acts like man and catches one more of the TEN TARGETS he got on monday and he wins...OR... Cecil Shorts plays instead of Greg and... yeah okay you get it.

As for Ansah. Solid week.
I'm not sure what to think about Larry Fitz anymore. It was against Sherman so... it's forgivable. Now Stafford had a great day and Lacy, whom I finally got to see a lot of, looked great albeit against the Browns. It was a good day on all fronts for Ansah. There was some surprising balance from this team. I have my doubts but that's two weeks in a row for both Ridley and Lacy with double digit performances. Everything seems to be starting to click for this team, most importantly, the chemistry between Dalton and Green. Green looked identical to his "mentor" Calvin last week. Starting to fear this team. Part of the reason why I selected him over me and the other 4-3 teams for the 4th spot. Oh and speaking of. He is the #4 seed now.

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New York Giants (1-6)
does a post-sack dance in a blowout game on
Atlanta Lions (3-4)

HA.
IRONY.
I say he's NYG, and they both get wins on the same day.
Check #1 is checked. he needs to win out to have a chance.

Easier to pick the right QB when only one is healthy. Kaep and the SF staff decided to do the right thing and put him in the pistol again. It helped a LOT. Now, other than Decker and surprisingly, Mathews, not much was done but it was a decent "not much". 104.1 was a good total for week 7.
Congrats

Atlanta Lions can celebrate as SJax may return on a team that has no WRs anymore. Well... kinda. SJax is awesome catching passes. That D needs to be used in the right situations though as it's the 2nd negative performance on a non-offensive-juggernaut. Alfred should be fine but Hillman is not the answer in RB2. His top two WRs are good but again that 3rd one is interesting. I can't find the answer for this team...

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GOTTA GO!
GLUCK.

APOW: Calvin's Johnson (3)
Turd: Team Excrement (2)

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Week 6

Your week in gifs.

Tigers.
Man that was a brutal loss.

I believe in JV.
Go Tigers.

As far as football this week. We just witnessed another huge week from a manager last year that broke our league record for highest point total. This year's team is nothing compared to last year on paper. However, the Kansas City Chiefs' Defense is going nuts right now. They've scored in almost every game this year.

Congrats on the dominating week with 165.1.

Let's get it started.

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JFS (5-1)
def
SCOOP YOU (0-6)

LOL.
I got one more.

I've never seen this before.
ZERO double digit performers, including 3 non-bye players on the bench. The top scorer was kicker DAVID AKERS with 9.
You need to do some trades or something. There's only one player in the top ten by position on this team and after MNF I wouldn't be surprised if Luck falls out of the top ten once the stats hit.

As for JFS, not a productive week. But how awesome is it to win when 4 players are on bye. No note-worthy performances for him this week. ARodgers has now gone 3 straight starts under 20 points but he'll be fine. 5-1 is the only stat that matters right now.

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36 Dollar Man (5-1)
def
i need a win (0-6)

Good news for Jeff Kim and his team is that his team is starting to get it together. Major shame that he kanged Brandon Jacobs. Hard to start over Ray Rice and I guess it's a toss up when it comes to Bell. Painful moment right there. I think the difference between 1-5 and 0-6 is colossal.
The QB situation is interesting. Everyone thought, "wow, what a deal" after the draft and first 2 weeks. Now we think, "dang, that sucks".

Aside from Kaep and Moreno, nothing really special from his offensive players yet he managed a nice 96.3 points. Maybe tides are starting to turn.

As for Mr 5-1. Romo. Yikes. Amendola might be out a while.
Recently acquired Marshawn Lynch threw down 27.5 points and our favorite Former Mr. Kardashian continues to be a key player for our Lions.
On a low scoring week he managed 108. Very nice.

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Exile of the Sea Bass (4-2)
def
Cruz to Victor (3-3)

It's been a LONG LONG time (at least from what I can remember) where I needed MNF to go my way. Woodhead is great yet he's even greater in my mind for doing enough to have his team win and have my team win as well. HURRAY WOODHEAD.

What an awful week for EoSB. The top performers including bye replacement and possible future starter Jay Cutler did... aaiigghhttt... WTF was wrong with Torrey and screw this Sean McGrath guy.

If I told you before the week that I'd score 80 points against RG3, AD, Gio, Cruz, and Demaryius, you'd have said I'm dead. Not so fast my friend. Can't blame AD for his game. Carolina's front guys are great and a terrible terrible tragedy has to be on AD's mind. Everyone else but Gio, complete underperformance. Shame.

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Calvin's Johnson (4-2)
def
Atlanta Lions (3-3)

Shoot. This was the week I was talking about last week. Of course 107.9 is a hard total to top but Peyton had an off day. But how annoying is Kevin's team? Having to deal with Peyton and Julius Thomas. Perhaps as annoying as a tick on your penis.

Regardless of Peyton's 2 fumble and 1 INT day, Calvin's Johnson got a balanced attack and is really benefiting from a guy (ugh I should have been patient) that came back from his suspension, Justin Blackmon. Bleh. Curse you, superman.

As for Mr. Yeun, good call on Cam. Nothing much he could have done. I can only say that SJax needs to come back ASAP. With Julio out for the season I can only see more ways for him to get involved in the offense. All his receivers had a down week minus Stephen Hill whom I expect nothing from.

I would say ATL catches a break next week with a matchup with 0-5 i need a win but he's starting to get in a groove. Also, Sproles is on bye.

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Team Excrement (4-2)
def
What Am i doing (2-4)

Story of the week for What Am i doing.
Cecil Shorts out with an injury before recording any stats.
Jimmy Graham did the same thing. One 0 can be overcome (see EoSB), however 2? Especially from the #1 Jimmy Graham.
Muscle Hamster continued being irrelevant and the Vincent Jackson's 23.4 was essentially wasted.

I LOVE TOM BRADY.
What a BOSS. I mean 14.4 points is whatever but did you see that last drive? Epitome of COOL.

the story of Team Excrement's week is 25 points from the Rams D. It's official. Houston QBs have an addiction to throwing pick sixes. What a terrible disappointment the Texans have been.
Fortunately for Team Excrement Arian did fine this week.

If Brady gets on a roll, look out.

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Ansahppable Cabrera (3-3)
def... no. nut punches
Thobias Funke (3-3)

OUCH.
Last week is hurting more and more now.
114.9. Great week by Thobias. As I mentioned, the new squad showed that they had tremendous potential 114.9 on a slow week is pretty damn good.
Although I'd consider Brees' performance as an underperformance, Ellington had a surprising day and Vernon Davis finally broke out after his great week 1. Why Kaep doesn't go to him more... no one will ever know.

HOWEVER.
Like the GIF. If he checked his team stats first and had a good feeling like a wide receiver securing the ball in the endzone before landing... the moment he checked his opponent's day was like a shoulder to the face.

TWENTY SEVEN from a defense that's scored a TD 5 of the 6 weeks played. Ridley had an uncharacteristic 23 points but LOOK. 20 carries. Magic number.
Stafford loves Fauria and Brandon Marshall continued his success. Complete Kang free lineup this week.

165.1 is the new number to beat this season.

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Playoff picture:

Next week will be a huge indicator of how things will end up. For i need a win and SCOOP YOU... y'all need to start winning. A loss next week will pretty much eliminate you guys although, getting in is... a giant uphill climb.

The 5-1 teams get a decent challenge next week with a 4 game winner and one of the top scorers. A loss really evens things out for 3-4 win teams.

My gut call:

36 Dollar Man.
Calvin's Johnson
JFS
and...
Ansahppable Cabrera given his nice PA stats.

We'll see.

APOW: Ansahppable Cabrera (1)
Turd of the Week: SCOOP YOU (3)

Week 5

Sorry about the lateness of this.

Had a midterm + TIGERS BASEBALL WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ALCS.

Baseball is the best.

Anyways... I'll make this quick

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Thanks to 2 0-4 teams the top of the standing is VERY

congested. So many 4-1/3-2 teams.

Thobias could have been a 4-1 team but he has the

disadvantage of being on the west coast and couldn't adjust

his lineup after his trade processed in time to drop almost

150. Instead he dropped 73.2 and fell to 3-2

Just a note. If you know you will be unable to set your

lineup for some reason, any email to me... let's say 5

minutes before kickoff of the first game of when any player

you are trying to adjust locks, I will honor and readjust

for you, even if I see if after they play. That way I have

proof that it was your intention.

Another noteworthy matchup was JFS vs Excrement. 0.9 points

is a brutal way to lose. Top 10 closest loss, not #1 but

close enough to hurt.

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1. Calvin's Johnson
Resembles... Denver Broncos... who else?
Forehead Android is on a tear and it's even worse when he

has the player who's starting to look like his favorite

target. Remember Dallas Clark? Well, Julius is the more

athletic version of the mustachioed great. Like the

Broncos... do the running backs even matter? I doubt any

team in the NFL looks at Denver and says... DAMN. How do I

stop the threeheaded RB corp. No one says that. Like the

Broncos you look at this team's RB situation and giggle. How

SILLY to have DeAngelo, Ball, Bell? Rashad will cease to

matter when DMC comes back (looks like this week).

However you look at it. This team is averaging 115 points a

week.

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2. 36 Dollar Man
Resembles... Dallas Cowboys
No, I don't just compare them to the team the QB is on.
Yes, he has DeMarco as well, shut up.
Cowboys had a chance to beat the Broncos last week. Mr. Yeun

kindly snapchatted me a video of him watching the game like

a boss while I was sitting on my couch... What made them

push Denver? QB play. What made them fall short? QB play. So

far, Romo is actually having a grand year. 40.9 this week!

Wow. But like the Dallas Cowboys, they can play this way and

have Romo throw over and over again but it doesn't really

correlate to their success.
Looking back to Dallas' season, anytime they run Murray 15

times or more they win. Week 1 was really close so they did

pass a lot but they also ran Murray 20 times. 35 is Romo's

magic number. If he throws 35 times or more, they're 1-3.

QB production is nice but the RBs need to produce. The WRs

minus one is Dez-like every week it seems. THAT'S why this

is the Cowboys.

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3. Exile of the Sea Bass
Resembles... Detroit Lions
Same record helps. Wes Welker is this team's Calvin.
Can the Lions win without Calvin? This year? Yes. They had

GB in check without him but a win at Lambeau is very hard.

Could the Lions win without Calvin AND Reggie? Never. Never,

never, never. Take LeSean and Welker out and you have a

super average team. There's a stat in baseball called WAR.

Wins above replacement. You replace the two players' totals

with the average for their position and this team can't

produce more than 100 points. Why? Ryan is Stafford. Ryan

needs his ace. WHO IS NOW ON THE IR AND DONE FOR THE SEASON.

Ryan is expected to stay within the 15-20 point range with a

breakout game once in a while if Julio and Roddy are both

healthy. Unfortunately neither of them are.

Bleh.

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4. Joon's Football Squad
Resembles... New England Patriots
QB is solid. QB is great. Even on a bad day against tough Ds

He won't be "Schaub-ed". Has young receivers who either drop

the ball or has great performances with one who actually is

on the Patriots who by default becomes a go-to type of guy

but is battling injury. The running backs are interesting.

Daryl is Ridley, someone who should be having much more

success... Quiz is Blount, injury to Vereen lets him take

some snaps like SJax's injury to him. Marshawn... maybe it's

a stretch but if Vereen were healthy I'd imagine the Pats

would go to him often and give him the bulk of the runs

given Ridley's turdiness.

Winning is winning. However this team puts up around 100

points per game. Meet a team who can do better and this team

needs their stars to act like stars... WHERE WERE YOU LAST

WEEK BRADY!?

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5. Cruz to Victor
Resembles... Kansas City Chiefs
A Run first type of team. RB is the key to success with a

solid group of WRs (although Bowe is underacheiving) and a

QB that's a question mark but is hanging around as "decent"

until they blow up to be great or awful.
RG3 only has one 20+ game.
Adrian is the man, everyone knows that. Gio is an up and

comer who SERIOUSLY needs to have the reigns handed to him.

This team discovered cloning technology and cloned Bowe

twice. Cruz and DThomas are fantastic. A non-slumping Bowe

looks like what these two are doing.

Oh and there's the whole, had a history of sucking til this

year thing they have in common. hehe.

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6. Thobias Funke
Resembles... New Orleans Saints
Kind of hard to stray from that comparison.
Picking the Saints based on the potential of his new lineup.
Brees is back to being a stud and he's surrounded on this

team with capable WRs. No one really wows you but they all

have the potential to blow up if they earn their QBs favor

that day. Gates is a legendary TE and used to be what Graham

is before Graham. Running backs... still weak but they have

a Sprolesian nice pass-catching speedster in Jamaal Charles.

Upgraded version but that's pretty much it at that position.

The focus is off the RB slots and more on the QB, WR, and

TEs. Alshon already proved that 27.8 was kind of... flukey,

but he's capable.

Get this team on a day where the QB and WRs are clicking and

it starts to look dangerous.

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7. Ansahppable Cabrera
Resembles... Atlanta Falcons pre-Juliogeddon.
QB, average but capable due to his WRs. Staff has Calvin.
This team's wideouts has 3 Solid WRs. Everyone was waiting

for Roddy to heal so the Julio/Roddy/Harry trifecta could

come back into full form and start making Matty Ice look

like a beast. Then Julio decided to die. Luckily for this

team, no one died. However Larry has a Hammy now. Injuries

are keeping this team from having a.. playable RB situation.

Lacy looks... alright? Wilson and Ridley... oh boy. Zac

Stacy is too soon to tell. At least the TE had started to

emerge until they ran into the BIG BAD BUFFALO BILLS.
Falcons, even with Julio and healthy for some reason just

didn't have what it took to get the wins although they have

some stars. But it's about having the right stars in the

right place. SJAX is out and Matt relies on his WRs. Like

them this team has the WRs... but nothing much else. Staff

is too dependent on Calvin on a week to week basis and the

RBs are full of low end RB2s to flex guys.

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8. Atlanta Lions
Resembles... Indy Colts
Dez is Reggie Wayne. Dependable with great hands.
Steven Jackson is Ahmad Bradshaw. Showed signs of good stuff

til injury took them out. Alfred is Trent Richardson, and

Rivers can be Luck as a rising name (in Rivers' case... re-

emerging) or it can be Cam, a young guy trying to find his

way.
Now the Colts are doing better than this team but when

everyone looks at the Colts, they're just a couple things

away from being a force. I think the combination of Rivers

and Cam can be more than plenty. the RBs need to be at full

strength. If Alfred and SJax are good to go every week this

lineup looks great. Like the Colts they have a veteran stud

(Wayne) and an up and coming young guy (TY Hilton) in Dez

and DeAndre. If Houston fixes their QB issues and SJax is

healthy I don't see why this team wouldn't be able to

increase their PF average. 85.5 like last week just won't

get anything done.

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9. Team Excrement
Resembles... Buffalo Bills
RB INJURIES.
Nice high ceiling WRs.
A Redzone TE.
A QB that has won the game and blown some too.
Perfect.

Tom Brady had a terrible week and therefore I had a terrible

week cause lord knows I love that man. This team is the lowest point scoring 3-2 team and actually he's scored less than both 2-3 teams. Sounds like the Buffalo Bills with their 2-3 record while team who seem more complete have worse records. This team just needs health. The pieces are there but when no one scoreds 20+ points like this week... it's going to be a challenge. On the bright side, he finished with 105 this week so that's not that bad.

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10. what am i doing
Resembles... Carolina Panthers

Mobile young QB with a super underachieving RB corp (although not much expected) with decent WRs who seem to be underacheiving as well. Fits perfectly.

TP will always get my hate and deserves it for being a buckeye and an awful person. I think comparing him to Cam is a slap in the face. Now... that is a problem. TP as QB? There has to be better.
Every year, people say, "this is the year _____ breaks out". I think that's been said about MJD for years on years now. It's not this year. The only bright spot on this team is Freddie J and Graham. Production has to come SOMEWHERE on a consistent basis from any position. Sounds just like the Panthers.

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11. i need a win
Resembles... New York Giants.

Former Champion. Formerly solid at QB.
Fall from grace. Unexpected winless start.
Things are getting worse. Julio is out. Now... having 2 big name QBs seemed to be a blessing and curse but now it just seems like it's a big fat curse. Both QBs are starting to get used to being terrible. The running back situation isn't that bad given Ray Rice is back and heating up. Like the giants... Things just need to start clicking... especially at the QB position. Time is running out if it hasn't already.

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12. SCOOP YOU
resembles... Jacksonville Jaguars
CLEARLY the weakest team. Only team to not have eclipsed the FOUR hundred PF mark let alone the 5. Jacksonville is full of nobodies, busts, or has beens.
Nobodies - Garrett Graham, Robert Woods.
Busts - Trent, Roddy
Has Beens - Lawfirm, Andre


All well wishes to andrew luck. I really like him. His numbers are astoundingly consistent. However... When you look at the roster you say... ugh.
Just like what people say when they see Jacksonville up close. Needs and overhaul.

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Will come back later. I'm sleepy.

Week 4

My bad,
had to help two friends move.

Home now, and I guess I'll do this now.

Now this is what I'm talking about!
All but 1 team scored 95ish+

Some interesting storylines are developing in the NFL but one of the most resounding ones is what's going on with the Running backs of the league.

I like to think there's about 6 elite RB1s and about 7-8C RB2s with the rest being pretty... flex-worthy.

In my opinion (before the season started) in no particular order:

RB1 (Elite):
Adrian Peterson (Cruz to Victor)
LeSean McCoy (Exile of the SeaBass)
Marshawn Lynch (Joon's Football Squad)
Arian Foster (Team Excrement)
Jamaal Charles (Cruz to Victor)
Ray Rice (i need a win)

Of these guys 4 of them are in the Top 5 so far.
Arian comes in 8th.
Ray Rice however, with a new offensive coordinator and injuries has clearly fallen from grace. He got 5 carries last time out and 0 catches.

So does having an RB1 help? Obviously doesn't say much this early but all these teams that have a RB1 minus Ray Rice are 2-2 or better. I'll keep track of this as we continue on.

Maybe it does seems to say something as Cruz to Victor has the top two RB1s and leads the league in PF followed by another team with an RB1 (RoSB)

RB2 (solid):

Matt Forte (36 Dollar Man)
Alfred Morris (Atlanta Lions)
Doug Martin (What Am i doing)
Trent Richardson (SCOOP YOU)
Steven Jackson (Atlanta Lions)
MJD (What Am i doing)
CJ Spiller (Team Excrement)
Trent Richardson (SCOOP YOU)

Again, my opinion so of course it's debatable. Some borderline guys in my opinion are Gore, Chris Johnson, Fred Jackson (because he's so hard to predict).

For RB2 I've given them the tag of "solid". Err, expected to be solid. If there are 6 RB1s then theoretically RB2s should be performing at #7 level. Forte (#4) is overachieving and everyone else is underachieving Gore (14), Morris (16), Doug Martin (17), and so on.

So who are the overachieving guys that came in under the radar?

In the top 15, 8 guys don't belong.
Reggie Bush didn't fall into these two categories given the teams he played for combined with the way he was used. Safe to say he is ideal for the Lions offense. The kid missed a game and is still ranked 6th among RBs.

DeMarco Murray has always been overrated after a couple big games his rookie year. Whether that's legit to say that or not, injuries contributed a lot to his lack of production in the past. He looks good... for now. (I traded him away....)

Joique Bell. We're all Lions fans, we know what's up there.

Aforementioned Fred Jackson just refuses to age. Of course he is off the two categories given the frailty that accompanies his age. Just like that... he is injured.

Moreno. Honestly... is such an average runner. But be on a team where you have giant forehead cyborg dominating the league and no one is going to pay attention to you running the ball. Please. Go ahead and run. I don't want to defend a pass against forehead cyborg.

Sproles. This confuses me. Not that he's successful but... the Saints had Reggie Bush. Why didn't they use him like they are using Sproles. Kid is so awkward to watch on TV given his size but he's amazing.

Bilal Powell. WTF? He did have one great game for yardage but they ran it 27 times. Meh.

Giovani Bernard. My biggest sadness. I wanted him very badly during the draft. He was going to do what he's doing from the start. Lawfirm is crap.


I believe the RB1s will establish themselves toward the top by season's end. Minus Ray Rice.

Can these 8 surprise RBs keep it up?

The ones that will:
Reggie Bush (if healthy)
Darren Sproles
Giovani Bernard.

The ones I believe will not:
Murray (I say he gets injured)
Powell (J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS)
Fred Jackson (injuries...)

Bell is hard to predict. If Bush goes down, I think he will have a good chance.
Moreno has a better chance to given his team but they're such a big split amongst RBs (Did you guys see that highlight where the 3 RBs played rock, paper, scissors to determine who got the goal line attempt?) that I can't trust it.


Kind of ruined any attempt at buy-low, sell-high if we have similar opinions. But honestly, this league is too competitive to not be able to think for themselves.

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Quick hit Matchups:

Joon's Football Squad (3-1)
def
Calvin's Johnson

RB RB RB RB.
Calvin's Johnson doesn't have them.
Ball, Bell, DeAngelo, M Bush, J Franklin.
Nothing. Joique is a vulture potential when Bush is healthy.
Something has to be done.

Tony Gonzalez.
Brilliant game by the timeless one. Even with a kang of Nate Washington for 22.5 points Joon's team scored 100+ and enough to put him at the top of the league. This was done without Aaron Rodgers btw.

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Thobias Funke (3-1)
def
36 Dollar Man (3-1)

Ding dong the witch is dead.
The last undefeated goes down thanks to awful Wrs.
Also... Bush was left on the bench but it wouldn't have changed anything.

Stevie threw up -0.1. Fantastic.

For Thobias, Brees went nuts. Thobias offered a package including Tavon Austin. That guy got 0.6 points albeit against SF, but still. MEH.
Brees was great. If Gio can fully take over the starting RB position... it'll do wonders as he's kind of weak at RB.

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Team Excrement (3-1)
def
Exile of the Sea Bass (2-2)

GAH.
Saint D. I had the Saints D streamed. Then I backtracked and went with the Steelers and they threw up -1. Great.
SeaBass got me 1 point, therefore exiled into the FA abyss. What hurts is that the Saints D would have allowed me to beat the guy who is frustrating me in fantasy sports.

Speaking of that man. He got great performances by RB1 Arian Foster and the Colts D. Colts D was fantastic. When your kicker and D scores 33, you win.

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Atlanta Lions (3-1)
def
SCOOP YOU (0-4)

123.5 - 79.9.
Good performance all for nothing. Philip Rivers is making it hard for ATL to go back to Cam now that his Bye week has passed. At least I would think it's hard. Philip is currently the #3 QB and dropped 26 points.
Even with Steven Hill's 0 points, 4 players (inc. D) scored 20+

SCOOP...
is holding onto Kyle Rudolph the guy has had one... decent game. I get that Gronk needs to come back but shouldn't that mean that Rudolph's roster spot isn't set in stone? Good news is Gronk is coming back soon.
Got a bit too cute with matchups (sitting Andre vs Seattle) but the problem comes from the RB2 and Flex position.

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Ahsahppable Cabrera (2-2)
def
i need a win (0-4)

It's not as fun when Jeff team isn't winning.
QB thing didn't come into play this time. LeVeon finally played and looked good! Not bad Sparty.
His positional player performance was encouraging. Ray Rice really let him down as well as the D and kicker.

Ansah had a weird week. RBs... again, I don't like his. Maybe Helu keeps it up? Everything looks gross minus Larry Fitz, J Cameron, and the Chiefs D. BMarshall should have more than 10 point every week. But suck it Brandon. LIONS!

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Cruz to Victor (2-2)
def
What Am i doing (1-3)

Muscle Hamster is looking more like Pinky.
27 rushes for 45 yards. Daheck?
Russell Wilson, I never really liked.
Take away Jimmy's 22 points and there's really not much.
Major kang of 21.2 points from Greg Jennings and Fred Jackson had 14.7 points left on the bench as well.

Cruz to Victor ROLLED. But the crazy thing is... he could have had MORE. Starting Alex Smith against one of the worst in the league isn't absurd. If he had he gets 9 more points and Danny Woodhead in the flex over Streater would have gotten him 18.8 more.
Damn. 160+ potential points.

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I'm skipping "power rankings"

I'll do something with it next week instead.

Don't cry Daniel Shin.

APOW: Cruz to Victor (2)
Turd: SCOOP YOU (2)


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