BYE BYE BYE
Bye Week Death:
Upcoming Weeks of Pain
Calvin's Johnson - Week 9
Like seriously, he's going to lose.
Missing Peyton, Calvin, Randle, Blackmon, MJD.
Probable Replacements: FAQB, All but one bench WR.
New York Giants - Week 9
Missing Kaep, Moreno, Decker, Jacobs
Probable Replacements: Vick, Mathews, Royal/Pettis
Ansahppable Cabrera - Week 10
Missing Ridley, Cameron, Chief's D
Probable replacements: DWilson (should be back), Fleener, FA Def
Cruz to Victor - Week 9
Missing Cruz and Demaryius
Probable replacements: Streater, FA WR.
SCOOP YOU - Week 8
Going to lose...
Missing: Luck, Trent, Andre, Nate.
Probable replacements: FA QB, Snelling? (SJax is coming back), Roddy, Kenbrell.
Exile of the Sea Bass - Week 9
Missing: Gore, Welker, Floyd(bench), Julius,
Probable replacements: Donald Brown?, FA TE, Giant WR corp
36 Dollar Man - Week 8
Missing: Forte, TY, Kendall(bench?)
Probable Replacements: Ivory, James Jones (if able), Amendola (if able) or Chris Givens.
Thobias Funke - Week 8
Missing: Alshon, Gates, Novak, Tate, Ray Rice
Probable Replacements: VDavis to TE, Durham, FA everything.
Congrats if you weren't listed. It means you don't have a ridiculous Bye week and are smarter than everyone else.
So what does this mean...
It means these teams can smile:
Thobias Funke: Gets Calvin's Johnson on probably the worst bye week situation I've ever seen.
Cruz to Victor and New York Giants face each other so that might be a slap fight
SCOOP gets Ansah week 10 and maybe can get a win.
NYG gets scoop this week.
36 Dollar Man gets a very crippled Commish team
Ansah can pre-avenge the commish this week
Joon's Football Squad gets Thobias this week.
Of course it's not a given, nothing better than winning with bench players, but CJ in week 10 and EoSB in week 9... will just have to bend over and take it.
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Reviews:
36 Dollar Man (6-1)
fondles to death
Team Excrement (4-3)
Holy, Bejesus.
Team Excrement's players pretty much quit on him.
Arian left in the first quarter.
CJ is hurt and ran for 11 yards then caught passes for NEGATIVE yards. Finished with 0.7.
Emmanuel Sanders decided to match that performance.
I mean I'll stop here.
No one showed up. Even Tom Terrific had a bad day. Which is depressing for me.
Looks like the Bills comparison was right. Injuries man. Injuries.
36 Dollar Man on the other hand rolled.
Forte, was fantastic. 3 scores. Lifted Romo and had his DK kick in 26 points. WRs continue to be erratic and inconsistent but this is clearly the best RB corp in the league now (Thanks Joon...) Forte and Marshawn are TIED for 2nd best RB in the league and Bush comes in as #8.
One loss team looks to ride his 3 headed monster to the playoffs.
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Joon's Football Squad (6-1)
bitchslaps
Cruz to Victor (3-4)
Pain for Paul.
Adrian and Gio didn't do their part... at all. 5.6 and 5.9?
That Jamaal trade is going to continue to haunt him.
He had the best RB Duo in the league and suddenly, AD is clearly not himself given tragedy and now INJURY.
Cruz is also extremely disappointing as his team continues to suck. Even though they got their first win, he wasn't a part of it at all.
For Joon, everybody was just solid. Solid but surprising. Quizz got 18.2 points. How? Not on the ground for sure. Sproles 2.0 caught two TDs through the air. Will be interesting to see what happens when SJax comes back. CJ got 17 points against SAN FRAN!!!!??!?!?!? Chillout. Same story. Got a screen pass and ran with his "get away from the cops speed" for a phenomenal score. When ARodgers rolls, this is the type of extra production this team needs. 25 from Aaron and 4 or 5 double digit performances allows this team to keep up with most.
Still only a 1-loss team.
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Calvin's Johnson (5-2)
burns the soul of
SCOOP YOU (0-7)
Wow. Just wow. SCOOP's team showed up this week... kinda.
Luck went nuts against his predecessor. 30 Points! Looked brilliant.
Trent however, wasn't part of the game at ALL. 1.7 points? From a first rounder who was traded for ANOTHER 1st round pick? Good for me for having Donald Brown I guess? Harry Douglas (someone I kept wanting him to trade over to me) broke out with 20.9 points albeit against TB. Gronk finally played and got yards. Only yards though. This team's RB situation is not going to allow SCOOP to get into the win column. This week, he has nobody... so good luck and God bless.
Calvin's Johnson.
FINALLY GETS A HIT!
I should not be biased but this guy continues to roll yet Reggie Wayne is now out for the season. What does this mean?
...
He still has forehead android...
But forehead android hasn't been looking so hot lately. Of course that means nothing since his "not so hot" is the average of the ELITE QBs. But he'll definitely need some effort from the rest of his team. Maybe newly acquired DMac will decide to stay healthy and be a boss like he used to be. It really helps his situation as MJD and DeAngelo... are just.... so so terrible.
I'm not sure if this team is my favorite to win it all anymore. Definitely evens things out in the league.
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Thobias Funke (4-3)
cackles his way past
Exile of the Sea Bass (4-3)
Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid.
eff this guy
What a terrible Kang.
How ironic that it is me that throws down the ultimate kang?
The kangiest Big Poppi Kangadoodle Kang Kang.
Okay, sorry.
21.7 vs -0.9
Cutler had the better matchup, and didn't lose his top two targets to injury. Yet Cutler decides he's going to play a couple minutes and fall like an idiot and walk off the field like he just sharted his pants. 96.6 potential score dropped down to 74 thanks to poor decision-making by moi.
Thobias had a surprisingly poor day. Foles was supposed to do better than 5.7 and an injury against a Dallas team that allows everygame to be a shootout. Andre sucks, and Jamaal was good but a couple of things kept him from breaking 20 (like his fumble). Even with a nice boost, thanks to an unexpected score for kerley, the bye put in Kris Durham (who I hate), Thobias only managed 86.5. Gifted with a win.
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Ansahppable Cabrera (4-3)
LOLZ and gets on a ROFLCOPTER after beating
What Am i doing (2-5)
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
0.5 point difference.
All Doug Martin's fault. Torn labrum on a nasty spill forced Doug Martin out of the game. Ironically if he had gotten injured while MAKING the catch, he would have won. Instead the hit jarred the ball loose and he lost. Or... Lamar Miller's coaches keeps the faith and (correctly) sticks with him over DThomas.. Walter wins. OR... Greg Jennings on monday acts like man and catches one more of the TEN TARGETS he got on monday and he wins...OR... Cecil Shorts plays instead of Greg and... yeah okay you get it.
As for Ansah. Solid week.
I'm not sure what to think about Larry Fitz anymore. It was against Sherman so... it's forgivable. Now Stafford had a great day and Lacy, whom I finally got to see a lot of, looked great albeit against the Browns. It was a good day on all fronts for Ansah. There was some surprising balance from this team. I have my doubts but that's two weeks in a row for both Ridley and Lacy with double digit performances. Everything seems to be starting to click for this team, most importantly, the chemistry between Dalton and Green. Green looked identical to his "mentor" Calvin last week. Starting to fear this team. Part of the reason why I selected him over me and the other 4-3 teams for the 4th spot. Oh and speaking of. He is the #4 seed now.
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New York Giants (1-6)
does a post-sack dance in a blowout game on
Atlanta Lions (3-4)
HA.
IRONY.
I say he's NYG, and they both get wins on the same day.
Check #1 is checked. he needs to win out to have a chance.
Easier to pick the right QB when only one is healthy. Kaep and the SF staff decided to do the right thing and put him in the pistol again. It helped a LOT. Now, other than Decker and surprisingly, Mathews, not much was done but it was a decent "not much". 104.1 was a good total for week 7.
Congrats
Atlanta Lions can celebrate as SJax may return on a team that has no WRs anymore. Well... kinda. SJax is awesome catching passes. That D needs to be used in the right situations though as it's the 2nd negative performance on a non-offensive-juggernaut. Alfred should be fine but Hillman is not the answer in RB2. His top two WRs are good but again that 3rd one is interesting. I can't find the answer for this team...
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GOTTA GO!
GLUCK.
APOW: Calvin's Johnson (3)
Turd: Team Excrement (2)
http://gbffb.blogspot.com/
Upcoming Weeks of Pain
Calvin's Johnson - Week 9
Like seriously, he's going to lose.
Missing Peyton, Calvin, Randle, Blackmon, MJD.
Probable Replacements: FAQB, All but one bench WR.
New York Giants - Week 9
Missing Kaep, Moreno, Decker, Jacobs
Probable Replacements: Vick, Mathews, Royal/Pettis
Ansahppable Cabrera - Week 10
Missing Ridley, Cameron, Chief's D
Probable replacements: DWilson (should be back), Fleener, FA Def
Cruz to Victor - Week 9
Missing Cruz and Demaryius
Probable replacements: Streater, FA WR.
SCOOP YOU - Week 8
Going to lose...
Missing: Luck, Trent, Andre, Nate.
Probable replacements: FA QB, Snelling? (SJax is coming back), Roddy, Kenbrell.
Exile of the Sea Bass - Week 9
Missing: Gore, Welker, Floyd(bench), Julius,
Probable replacements: Donald Brown?, FA TE, Giant WR corp
36 Dollar Man - Week 8
Missing: Forte, TY, Kendall(bench?)
Probable Replacements: Ivory, James Jones (if able), Amendola (if able) or Chris Givens.
Thobias Funke - Week 8
Missing: Alshon, Gates, Novak, Tate, Ray Rice
Probable Replacements: VDavis to TE, Durham, FA everything.
Congrats if you weren't listed. It means you don't have a ridiculous Bye week and are smarter than everyone else.
So what does this mean...
It means these teams can smile:
Thobias Funke: Gets Calvin's Johnson on probably the worst bye week situation I've ever seen.
Cruz to Victor and New York Giants face each other so that might be a slap fight
SCOOP gets Ansah week 10 and maybe can get a win.
NYG gets scoop this week.
36 Dollar Man gets a very crippled Commish team
Ansah can pre-avenge the commish this week
Joon's Football Squad gets Thobias this week.
Of course it's not a given, nothing better than winning with bench players, but CJ in week 10 and EoSB in week 9... will just have to bend over and take it.
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Reviews:
36 Dollar Man (6-1)
fondles to death
Team Excrement (4-3)
Holy, Bejesus.
Team Excrement's players pretty much quit on him.
Arian left in the first quarter.
CJ is hurt and ran for 11 yards then caught passes for NEGATIVE yards. Finished with 0.7.
Emmanuel Sanders decided to match that performance.
I mean I'll stop here.
No one showed up. Even Tom Terrific had a bad day. Which is depressing for me.
Looks like the Bills comparison was right. Injuries man. Injuries.
36 Dollar Man on the other hand rolled.
Forte, was fantastic. 3 scores. Lifted Romo and had his DK kick in 26 points. WRs continue to be erratic and inconsistent but this is clearly the best RB corp in the league now (Thanks Joon...) Forte and Marshawn are TIED for 2nd best RB in the league and Bush comes in as #8.
One loss team looks to ride his 3 headed monster to the playoffs.
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Joon's Football Squad (6-1)
bitchslaps
Cruz to Victor (3-4)
Pain for Paul.
Adrian and Gio didn't do their part... at all. 5.6 and 5.9?
That Jamaal trade is going to continue to haunt him.
He had the best RB Duo in the league and suddenly, AD is clearly not himself given tragedy and now INJURY.
Cruz is also extremely disappointing as his team continues to suck. Even though they got their first win, he wasn't a part of it at all.
For Joon, everybody was just solid. Solid but surprising. Quizz got 18.2 points. How? Not on the ground for sure. Sproles 2.0 caught two TDs through the air. Will be interesting to see what happens when SJax comes back. CJ got 17 points against SAN FRAN!!!!??!?!?!? Chillout. Same story. Got a screen pass and ran with his "get away from the cops speed" for a phenomenal score. When ARodgers rolls, this is the type of extra production this team needs. 25 from Aaron and 4 or 5 double digit performances allows this team to keep up with most.
Still only a 1-loss team.
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Calvin's Johnson (5-2)
burns the soul of
SCOOP YOU (0-7)
Wow. Just wow. SCOOP's team showed up this week... kinda.
Luck went nuts against his predecessor. 30 Points! Looked brilliant.
Trent however, wasn't part of the game at ALL. 1.7 points? From a first rounder who was traded for ANOTHER 1st round pick? Good for me for having Donald Brown I guess? Harry Douglas (someone I kept wanting him to trade over to me) broke out with 20.9 points albeit against TB. Gronk finally played and got yards. Only yards though. This team's RB situation is not going to allow SCOOP to get into the win column. This week, he has nobody... so good luck and God bless.
Calvin's Johnson.
FINALLY GETS A HIT!
I should not be biased but this guy continues to roll yet Reggie Wayne is now out for the season. What does this mean?
...
He still has forehead android...
But forehead android hasn't been looking so hot lately. Of course that means nothing since his "not so hot" is the average of the ELITE QBs. But he'll definitely need some effort from the rest of his team. Maybe newly acquired DMac will decide to stay healthy and be a boss like he used to be. It really helps his situation as MJD and DeAngelo... are just.... so so terrible.
I'm not sure if this team is my favorite to win it all anymore. Definitely evens things out in the league.
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Thobias Funke (4-3)
cackles his way past
Exile of the Sea Bass (4-3)
Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid.
eff this guy
What a terrible Kang.
How ironic that it is me that throws down the ultimate kang?
The kangiest Big Poppi Kangadoodle Kang Kang.
Okay, sorry.
21.7 vs -0.9
Cutler had the better matchup, and didn't lose his top two targets to injury. Yet Cutler decides he's going to play a couple minutes and fall like an idiot and walk off the field like he just sharted his pants. 96.6 potential score dropped down to 74 thanks to poor decision-making by moi.
Thobias had a surprisingly poor day. Foles was supposed to do better than 5.7 and an injury against a Dallas team that allows everygame to be a shootout. Andre sucks, and Jamaal was good but a couple of things kept him from breaking 20 (like his fumble). Even with a nice boost, thanks to an unexpected score for kerley, the bye put in Kris Durham (who I hate), Thobias only managed 86.5. Gifted with a win.
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Ansahppable Cabrera (4-3)
LOLZ and gets on a ROFLCOPTER after beating
What Am i doing (2-5)
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
0.5 point difference.
All Doug Martin's fault. Torn labrum on a nasty spill forced Doug Martin out of the game. Ironically if he had gotten injured while MAKING the catch, he would have won. Instead the hit jarred the ball loose and he lost. Or... Lamar Miller's coaches keeps the faith and (correctly) sticks with him over DThomas.. Walter wins. OR... Greg Jennings on monday acts like man and catches one more of the TEN TARGETS he got on monday and he wins...OR... Cecil Shorts plays instead of Greg and... yeah okay you get it.
As for Ansah. Solid week.
I'm not sure what to think about Larry Fitz anymore. It was against Sherman so... it's forgivable. Now Stafford had a great day and Lacy, whom I finally got to see a lot of, looked great albeit against the Browns. It was a good day on all fronts for Ansah. There was some surprising balance from this team. I have my doubts but that's two weeks in a row for both Ridley and Lacy with double digit performances. Everything seems to be starting to click for this team, most importantly, the chemistry between Dalton and Green. Green looked identical to his "mentor" Calvin last week. Starting to fear this team. Part of the reason why I selected him over me and the other 4-3 teams for the 4th spot. Oh and speaking of. He is the #4 seed now.
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New York Giants (1-6)
does a post-sack dance in a blowout game on
Atlanta Lions (3-4)
HA.
IRONY.
I say he's NYG, and they both get wins on the same day.
Check #1 is checked. he needs to win out to have a chance.
Easier to pick the right QB when only one is healthy. Kaep and the SF staff decided to do the right thing and put him in the pistol again. It helped a LOT. Now, other than Decker and surprisingly, Mathews, not much was done but it was a decent "not much". 104.1 was a good total for week 7.
Congrats
Atlanta Lions can celebrate as SJax may return on a team that has no WRs anymore. Well... kinda. SJax is awesome catching passes. That D needs to be used in the right situations though as it's the 2nd negative performance on a non-offensive-juggernaut. Alfred should be fine but Hillman is not the answer in RB2. His top two WRs are good but again that 3rd one is interesting. I can't find the answer for this team...
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GOTTA GO!
GLUCK.
APOW: Calvin's Johnson (3)
Turd: Team Excrement (2)
http://gbffb.blogspot.com/
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