2013 Week 12

.....

Shit.

Demaryius Thomas did nothing all game.
Til the end... when Forehead Android decided to throw to Demaryius Thomas. On one drive he acquired 41 yards and a touchdown.
10.1.
91.8 would have been I Miss JC So much.

However that didn't happen. No great miraculous comeback was expected. However going into monday I had the thought... I can expect 10 from kicker Phil Dawson. I can expect 20 from Frank Gore. I can beg for 10 from Anquan with anything else being bonus. I can also expect RG3 to be held to under 10 points.

Check Dawson.
Check 20 pointer in Anquan.
No.
No Frank Gore.
In fact I've never seen so many carries by non-Gore 49er running backs.

Of the 3 touchdowns, one was at the goalline where on first down Gore missed out on the touchdown by a yard. Instead of an easy punch in, the 49ers decided to throw to Vernon Davis.

Woe is me.
Woe is me.
Woe is me.

Season over for commissioner.

Not statistically but... pretty much.

Now the only joy I can experience is a Championship for any team not named Calvin's Johnson.

Cold weather and Peyton Manning do not seem to be friends.

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Congrats to 36 Dollar Man as he has clinched the playoffs.
I believe if he runs the table he will set the best mark of this league. Former participant Justin Lee set the 11 win mark in 2011.

Congrats to Joon's Football squad to take the outright lead in the Leaders division. His Magic number is now 1 for the playoffs. The division race also at one as he holds the tiebreaker over Calvin's Johnson and Lacy Stacy.

The final 2 spots are wide open in a three horse race... technically a 5 horse race but... yeah.

The best I miss JC So much can do is get the #3 seed.
Calvin's Johnson and Lacy Stacy can take over the division lead and potentially be the #1 seed if 36 Dollar Man finishes the regular season with no wins.

Key matchup here may be week 14's showdown between Calvin's Johnson and I miss JC So much.

A loss to IMJCSM by Calvin's Johnson there assuming a win in week 13 would force a PF tiebreak. IMJCSM has the advantage in that category so it is possible for CJ to fall off.

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So let's look at some scenario assuming both 36 and JFS head up their respective divisions.

# of scenarios for LS and CJ to make it.

1. Both LS and CJ maintain 1 game lead over IMJC
2. LS wins out, CJ ties IMJC in record losing to IMJC and taking over PF lead.
3. 3 Way tie. CJ wins in w13, loses in w14. LS PF tiebreak (uneven records in 3 way h2h) and if CJ takes over PF lead over IMJC
4. IMJC loses out. SPFCCSMF loses a game.

# of scenarios for LS and IMJC to make it.

1. LS wins a game, CJ loses out, IMJC wins out.
2. LS loses out, CJ loses out, IMJC wins out. (LS tiebreak over CJ)
3. LS loses out, CJ loses out, IMJC loses week 13. (PF tiebreak to LS #3, IMJC PF lead #4)
4. LS wins a game, CJ loses week 14 (1-1), IMJC wins out. (will be 3 way tie for PF for LS&IMJC or straight tie for #4 with PF for IMJC).
5. LS loses out, CJ loses out, IMJC 1-1 win in week 14, SPFCCSMF wins out. PF for LS and IMJC

# of scenarios for CJ and IMJC
(LS he has the PF lead overall)

1. LS loses out, CJ wins out, IMJC 1-1.
IMJC H2H #4.
2. LS loses out, CJ 1-1, IMJC wins out
3. LS loses out, CJ 1-1, IMJC 1-1
IMJC H2H #4


I might have overlooked but... yeah.

For funsies...

Ways for SPFCCSMF to get into the playoffs LOL.

1. LS or CJ loses out, IMJC 1-1, SPFCCSMF wins out and somehow eclipses both in PF. (not feasible)
2. LS loses out, IMJC loses out, SPFCCSMF wins out.
H2H over LS. (only possible option)
3. 4 way tie between LS, CJ, IMJC, and SPFCCSMF with CJ somehow taking over PF lead. #3 PF CJ. #4 H2H SPFCCSMF
(unlikely given CJ scored only 70 points this week)


Thobias owns no tiebreak and trails all 3 of LS CJ and IMJC that it is not feasible.
Only way would be to somehow skyrocket up the PF charts and be in a 3 way tie for a playoff spot.




So yeah, congrats again.

I'm going to curl up in a ball and die.
Can even pick anyone to be mad at.
Fitzpatrick for overshooting Delanie in the endzone?
The Indy staff for giving Donald who gave them 80 yards and 2 TDs the week before only 2 carries and gave more to the terrible Trent Richardson?
Jim Harbaugh for abandoning Frank Gore?
Kenny Stills?
Can't complain about Tom Brady or Anquan. Both acquired in a trade. At least I still have my trade saavy.

My comparison of my team to the Lions looks shamefully accurate.

FML.

APOW: JFS
Turd: Team Excrement

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2013 Week 11

Crunch Time

Okay, that was one of the turdier thursday games this year.
Geez.

Anyways... this is another fantastic week with SAO MUCH PLAYOFF IMPLICATIONS.

The last time I said that, there was a lot of teams on the brink of falling off. Atlanta Lions and Team Excrement had beaten SPFCCSMF and I miss JC So much, it would have put them on even footing. Even footing that would have pretty much eliminated all 4 teams. Instead they won and key teams like Thobias Funke and Lacy Stacy took key losses to make things very interesting. It honestly looked as though JFS would stumble with the finish line in sight given Aaron Rodgers going down but in some magical underdog-ish fashion CJ2K stepped up and Joon's favorite Rapist dropped some bombs against the Lions.

SCOOP has only one win but has been putting up some major points of late but given he had 3 thursday night players throw up 13.5 points... it seems as though he has a good chance to solidify the 3rd position leaving 4 teams to fight over the final one.

Of course that isn't a given.

This is how it goes.

36 Dollar Man. Playoffs? 99.8%

He would have to go winless and finish at the 9 win mark while I miss JC so Much would have to run the table. It would give him the upper hand if the PF stayed where it is as 3 straight wins would include 36 Dollar Man pulling it to 1-1 and the tiebreak going to PF. Even then, the 3 remaining Legends division playoff contending teams may give way to him with a lesser record or a tie with Henry's advantage.

It's pretty much a lock. Let's put it this way.
Henry's magic number is 1 for both the playoffs and the division which would make him a 2 seed WCS.

He pretty much has had the most ideal season. 3rd in PF and 1st in PA. His PA is actually astounding. It hasn't even eclipsed the 1000 mark yet. Such a perfect season.


Joon's Football Squad. Playoffs? 86.6%

Funsies. That week 4 matchup with Calvin's Johnson was pretty important huh? He holds the tiebreak over the worst human being in the world because of that win.
As I mentioned before, last week's win was crucial. Although his opponent only dropped 64 on him, The rapist and CJ2k flexed some muscle.
If he keeps pace with Calvin's Johnson the rest of the way he will retain the division and be 2nd seed at worst. Even if Lacy Stacy catches up with them as he beat both and they all played each other only once. Again, magic number is 2 as only 4 teams can reach the 10 win mark. If he falls twice and ends up at 9. 4 teams could catch him. 2 of which are teams who are responsible for 2 of his 3 losses (Commish, Thobias). He does have a tricky schedule though given week 13 and 14 is against contending teams.


Calvin's Johnson. Playoffs? 86.6%

Division title is possible for Calvin's Johnson although he sits at 2nd in the Legends due to a tiebreak with JFS.
His magic number is 2 for the playoffs. Only way he doesn't make it is if joon keeps pace with him or beats him out and Calvin's Johnson only converts 1 of 3 remaining and some 2 team combination of Lacy Stacy/Thobias Funke/I miss JC/mine pass him.

Given that my app shows that CJ has the easiest remaining schedule by FAR, would have me reluctantly... and unfortunately admit that he's probably a lock to be in the playoffs. However, as mentioned before. SCOOP has been putting up some points every other week since week 7. If he gets by ATL, he'll have to face him with his precious Forehead Android going up against KC again. I'm rooting for this just so the final game against I miss JC So much could potential be super duper wowza zoinks amazing.

Plus. I hate him. BOO.


Ansahppable Cabrera. 68.9%

So dejected last weekend. So disgusted. As he should have been. His presence at 8-3 would have pushed him up to #3, instead he sits at #4, not because of a tiebreak but because of record. The only lock for this team is running the table. Again, 10 win seasons are only in the reach of 4 teams. 2 wins? pretty safe... unless there's only 1 playoff spot for grabs and he is tied at 9 wins in these scenarios:

A. tied at 9 with SPFCCSMF. A three way tie to bail him out with PF cannot happen given SPFCCSMF's schedule includes both 6-5 teams.

B. tied at 9 with JC. JC beat him last week.

C. tied at 9 with JC and Thobias and I miss JC So much erases the slim 14 point deficit in PF.

Now there are multiple possibilities that would include 6 win teams with 8 win teams but those are very unlikely given the point we are in. If certain things go a certain way this week I might have to touch on it in next week's LMN.


I miss JC So much. 20.1%.

You'll notice this is lower than the 6th seed Thobias Funke. Why?
1. Schedule
He gets a 6 win team this week and two 8 win teams to close out the season.
2.Thobias Funke faces off against the #4 seed and a 6 win team. Also, if it comes down to it, could keep JFS at 9 wins in the final week.

For all 6 win teams, the only way to "lock" is to run the table and bank on Lacy Stacy to drop at least one or even more unlikely... bank on one of the 8 win teams to choke hardcore. It's as simple as that.

Technically there are more opportunities for this team given he's in the Leaders division with a win over 36 Dollar Man. But again, that would require him to lose all 3.


Thobias Funke. 30%

His hopes are firmly in his hands.
If he beats Lacy Stacy, it will become a 3 way tie for 4th between Thobias, Lacy Stacy, and the winner of the MATCHUP OF DEATH. He is dead last among the 4 teams in PF though. But the very next week after he handles Lacy Stacy is SPFCCSMF who could be one of the teams he is tied with. If he handles that game as well then all he would need is some miraculous PF weeks to overtake Lacy Stacy to tiebreak (they'd be 1-1 H2H) or an additional Lacy Stacy loss. Now if the 3 way tie is with I miss JC So much... he can hope for his rough schedule to drop him out.


SPFCCSMF. 9.7%

:(
I'm going to delete this app.

The only way this is in my hands at all is running the table. Even if I run the table it doesn't help. Sure it would drop the teams I'm tied with at 6 wins right now and make both a non-factor... but I would require a loss by Ansah or 2 from JFS. I could make it work with CJ, only if Lacy Stacy joins us and i make up the GIANTIC 171.3 PF deficit to Ansah or CJ catches Lacy Stacy in PF. 1-1 for all 3 teams pushing it to PF for the #3 seed, then H2H among the remaining two.

A. Lacy retains PF lead. CJ owns tiebreak on me.
3 Lacy 4 CJ

B. CJ takes over PF lead. I own tiebreak on Lacy Stacy
3. CJ 4. me

... I'm not taking PF lead.

3 Way tie with JFS and Lacy also works.

In which it would most likely play out...
Lacy Stacy #3 with PF (100+ lead on JFS)
SPFCCSMF #4 with H2H against JFS.



Yeah.
That's it.

All other teams have a 0.0% But clearly can spoil EVERYTHING. So I ask of y'all to do your part to make this one of the best playoff races I've ever seen personally.

So how do I see things going?




36 Dollar Man wins this week and the next.
Romo v Giants and Romo v Oakland.
I can see big days.
Not convinced? Forte v STL and Min... (30th and 28th against RBs)
... still not convined? Marshawn Lynch is on this team (THANKS JOON.)

STILL NOT CONVINCED?
... kill yourself.

#1 seed. @ 11 wins. Perhaps dropping to Lacy Stacy in week 14.

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Joon's Football Squad.
Yup.
I think I wouldn't have said this had SCOOP's thursday players... put up... at least like 25.
But I think there's a good chance Joon squeaks this out. Then Gandalf returns. Against crummy pass defenses... I say he falls to I miss JC So much though... finishing at 10 wins.

#2 seed. @10 wins and tiebreak over CJ

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Well I gave it away didn't I?

Calvin's Johnson...
As much as I hate to say.

I think this week is a win. Requiring one more to lock.
He locks it up but doesn't run the table.

Not much more to say other than... I hate you.

In the playoffs. @ 10 wins
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Okay, hear me out.
I'll run this week by week.

2 teams will essentially be eliminated this week IMO.
Lacy Stacy just has way too much firepower against some of the worst defenses this week. Go to his team page. Look at all the GREEN numbers in OPRK. Even his red numbers aren't bad and one fo them is against the KC Defense. Please. That's by default a green number. I think APOW is coming. Knock on wood.

I also reluctantly say I miss JC So much eliminates the commish.
Kenny Stills... sigh. 2.2
I actually blame the RANDOM ASS RUN GAME EFFICIENCY OF THE ATLANTA FALCONS. RAN SO MUCH CLOCK OFF. DAMN IT.
Anyways... at first I looked at this matchup and thought... I can do this. RG3 v Seattle? yes.
Antonio Brown with Joe Haden all over him. YES.
Then I looked at the red numbers more carefully...
15th v Adrian might look good but... do I trust Tolzien to run up the score against Minnesota enough for them to have to abandon the run and pass? And even so... not pass to Adrian? I don't. Damn it.

I was going to start Keenum. But everything about Peyton v Brady screams... shootout. I'm still extremely skeptical about it. But given so... a shootout means points are scored. Talib couldn't even handle Steve Smith last week... can he handle Demaryius? Eh.
Only silver lining is that Peyton has so many weapons it doesn't have to be him.

Regardless... my skepticism against my dream man + Kenny Stills + Donald Brown v Arizona D as my RB2 + Anquan Boldin = sub 100 score.

Paul wins.

So boom. 2 man race for #4. Paul has to run the table and Danny needs to do the same if he does. If you were paying attention I said Ansah might take Henry down week 14.

I think Paul wins week 13. Giving Joon his 1 loss.
I think Paul runs the table.

So... Paul sits at 9 wins.
Lacy wins week 12 and 14...

...
...
What Am I Doing on week 13?
Trap game?





lulz no.

Lacy runs the table.

#3.


All this hoopla and the playoff picture stays the way it is minus a swap between 3 and 4.




Is this gonna be correct?
Probably not.

Only thing I do know is that Paul is going to hammer my poor Shady-less team.

Eff you Paul.
Eff you.

and you too Kevin.





bye.

APOW: Joon's Football Squad (1)
Turd: Atlanta Lions (2)

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WEEK 10

Alright let's go.

Let's go by rank.
I'm writing this before MNF so I might have the seeds screwed up but I'm pretty sure I'm right.

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As Joon fell this week, he allows Calvin's Johnson to take over the Division lead. With that, the #1 seeding is a tiebreak between 36 Dollar Man and Calvin's Johnson.

Now they haven't had their head to head yet (this week), so it will go to PF... which is still up in the air as Calvin's Johnson has a lead by a HAIR with Charles Clay going as 36 Dollar Man has Vincent Jackson.

I'll just write this as is.
P.S. Only going up to the 4-win teams as 3 wins or less is pretty much eliminated.

1. Calvin's Johnson

Do I enjoy this person? No.
I've grown to hate him.
He rocks a 2 man core that is ridiculous.
Peyton is the #1 QB with the #2 QB producing 30 points less (Brees) while Calvin Johnson holds onto the #1 spot by about 4 points as of last week (remember, he skipped a game).
Now given I miss JC so much's 137.5 production this week, Calvin's Johnson falls into 3rd place (With the potential for 36 Dollar Man to overtake).

Let me reiterate how ridiculous these two players are. Of the 889.5 points so far... 243.3 comes from Peyton and 142.4 from Calvin. Then 3rd. Is king of Running Backs, DeAngelo Williams (sarcasm) with his amazing 2 TDs.

Big question mark for him is the fact that Peyton is getting roughed up lately and is listed questionable (although I can't imagine him missing the game). He has a firm grip on the league right now and his playoff aspirations are not in jeopardy.

Real Sports GM comparison: Sam Presti OKC Thunder. Traded away his Harden (Julius - 5th in points scored for him although he hasn't been on this team for a while now).


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2. 36 Dollar Man

Deep deep deep.
People can be quick to complain and point out that 36 Dollar Man has a RIDICULOUS PA (801 as of last week and Joon didn't do anything this week), but his PF justifies his rank.
The Leaders division is terrible (again) and this team is the annual diamond in the rough. Just go and click on his team page and check out the PRK.
3. 2. 3. 5. 5. 5. 6.... althought I included the kicker and 49er D. That's som balance right there. Who's the remaining 2? VJax and TY Hilton (15 and 14 respectively).

Credit his balance during the draft and his trade with Joon for Marshawn Lynch. Let's review that trade.
36 Sends:
DeMarco
CJ2YPC
Stevie Johnson
Willis McGahee

for

Marshawn
Amendola
Daryl Rich.

Yeah, I don't care what Joon says, Henry won that trade. DeMarco had 5 points in 3 weeks thanks to injury and crap and although CJ2ypc had decent games, that's not enough to pull even.

Real Sports GM comparison: 2010 Pat Riley. Spending less than their value money to put together a superstar team. Marshawn James, Forte Wade, Tony Bosh.

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3. Joon's Football Squad

Record Tie with Ansah but has the Tiebreaker after beating him this year. It was their only matchup. After pulling off 6 straight wins during week 2 and 7, he's dropped 2 of the last 3 matchups. Aaron Rodgers is hurt and this is a scary moment for Joon here. His schedule is pretty weak so he may be fine but two 5 win teams and a 4 win team is not a cupcake matchup.

So what's going on?
If ARodg is out... that's a dependable 20ish points off the board as well as 1 of his only 2 top ten PRK position players (Tony Gonzo #6). Most of the remaining players are in the top 20 so it's not like this team is terrible. He has 7 wins for a reason (5th PF, 9th PA).

But man this is a one man team though. Aaron Rodgers is 20% of his point production. He'll need to find a QB who can alleviate the departure of Aaron and have his RBs and WRs step it up. This team has yet to see the bye week pain though. No DeMarco next week, and no Marvin (assuming Stevie's spot this week belongs to Josh Gordon on bye) the next week.

The 2 RBs mentioned have some tough matchups the next 3 weeks. Hold your breath. Brace yourself.

Real Sports GM comparison: Little harsh but 2007 Kevin McHale. Sent KG (Marshawn) for a bunch of decent pieces Al Jefferson (Murray), Telfair (LOL CJ2YPC hahahaha). Ignore the success (or lack of) the team being compared to. The fact is Marshawn is only 40 something short of CJ and DeMarco combined... except he only takes up one slot.

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4. Ansahppable Cabrera

This team has snuck up on everyone.
Insanely balance too. Key players.
Keenan Allen/Zac Stacy/Chiefs D/Matthew Stafford
All of these guys were either trades of pickups.

The big 3 team trade was pretty solid for him.
He dumped Daryl (useless), RG3 (underwhelming), Antonio Brown, and Josh Gordon and got back Matthew Stafford and Larry Fitz. When looking back on it, it's still hard to tell if it was a good idea... until you realize who his WRs are.

Would you rather have RG3/AJ/BMarsh/Josh/and Antonio or his current QB/WR/Flex setup?

Let's see...

Fitz/Keenan = 146.1
Gordon/Brown = 174.4
-28.3

and

Stafford = 167.2
RG3 = 124.5
+42.7

+14.4... Meh?

Not as solid as I thought. Regardless of all that, It's the free agent pickups in Keenan/Stacy/ChiefsD that makes it for this team.

Real Sports GM comparison: Scott Pioli (2001-2008 NE and current KC GM). Why? Superstars are no brainer's. But what were the old Patriots known for? Sure it may be credited to Brady's genius, but they were known for being able to plug in some random schmuck WR and win. Look at this years KC team. Doesn't make sense but he always manages teams with surprise heroes. This is kind of... too high of praise as Pioli is one of the greatest of all time. Regardless of Belichick or not.

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Now among the 5 win teams, everyone is 1-1 against each other, which means it defaults to PF.

5. I miss JC So much

Wow.
He hath returned to the top.
Honestly... this team is the one I fear the most.
He definitely controls his own destiny and has a hard schedule. He plays Ansah next week and same record SPFCCSMF the week after. He also has Calvin's Johnson on the remaining schedule so it's a long, hard (twss) road for him to make the playoffs. But if you had to do it you'd want some people like AD, Gio, Demaryius on your team.

He leads the league in PF for a reason.
Scary team. 16% of this team's production so far is credited to AD.
Now, Gio was a trade acquisition so hard to judged him thus far but he's doing damn well.
I don't like the trade though. But hindsight is 20/20.
Having a team with AD/Jamaal/Cruz/Alshon is scarier than AD/Gio/Demaryius/Cruz to me. BUT. It's all about ceilings.
Gio still shares the ball, Jamaal doesn't. Alshon is one of 2 top options for the Bears, Demaryius is one of... what? 6? Of course week's like last week will happen where he grabs 3. But week's where he's got 0 TDs happened 4 times.

Regardless... This team should scare you.
Ansah, SPFCCSMF, JFS, Calvin's Johnson... watch out.

Real Sports GM comparison: 2004-5 Mitch Kupchak. Big names off the bat. Then traded Shaq for Lamar Odom and others. Kobe is still on the team but Kobe and Shaq just looks like it'd be better.

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LULZ I squeak by Thobias Funke with +0.1 PF over Thobias. hahahaha unless Stat Corrections kick in

6. SHITPISSFUCKCUNTCOCKSUCKERMOFO

QB...
Oh Matt Ryan.
Oh Julio... why hath you forsaken Matty Ice.
QB issues completely kill this team. That and inconsistency. This team has such a solid core in Gore/McCoy/Wes/Julius. How is a team with these names go 5-5?
Inconsistency.

Chip Kelly. I don't understand the guy. He starts off the season rushing Shady 30 times (24.9 fantasy points). He then gives him 11.

T= Twenty or more D= double digits S= single. This is Shady:
TDTSDDSSDD

What is this? Why is this? Chip Kelly and stupid douchebag QBs. At least Foles now looks like he's got a good grip on the role now. YAY FOLES.

Who's the other assclown? Joe Flacco. THROW THE DAMN BALL TO YOUR BEST RECEIVER. Three double digit games. Absurd.

All I know is, this team has awesome matchups. Including Matt Ryan and Case Keenum
Matt (TB, Buf, GB, WSH,)
Keenum (Oak, Jac, Jac again)

Controls own destiny. Man up.

Real Sports GM comparison: John Schuerholz (ATL Braves) Knew when to part with players like Maddux (Murray) and Glavine (run DMC) and maintained a consistent product. Was there for the emergence of then-young talent from the farm system Chipper Jones (Kenny Stills). Also traded for Sheffield (Julius Thomas) and Fred McGriff (Torrey Smith).

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7. Thobias Funke

Another good core team.
Brees/Charles/Alshon/Vernon.
Now... Vernon got concussed. Notice how I didn't include #37 Ray Rice. That was a trade for another useless player in Colston though.

This team has two top flight TEs though, which at first... I was confused about why he didn't move one. If Vernon is out then, good thing he held on.

Tenth in PA but not much to capitalize on it. Some of his wins are fantastic, scoring 132 and 125. But losses where he scored 56/74/73.2... gross.

All of those losses have one thing in common.
Brees is the only one that shows up.

OH MY GOD. I just checked the numbers.
Brees accounts for 26% of the offensive production.
Vernon is 2nd with 8.4%

I guess that tells the whole story.
Charles will help. He is the #1 RB after all... but I guess that's just how bad everyone else has been.
Days they click, this team drops 100+ but consistency is key.

Looking at his transactions... there's been a constant search for the right combo.

Real Sports GM comparison: Dave Dombrowski. Head scratcher on this one. But let's look at it as... a team that has a defined superstar or two, Brees/Charles, but clearly the team as a whole just can't click together. Alshon is Torii-esque as he plays out of his mind sometimes. We all know who Prince Fielder is here. RAY. RICE. Dombrowski is what I like to call a "end of the road" GM. He likes to bring in names at the end of their prime/career (Sheffield/Magglio/Victor/Kenny Rogers). Ray Rice isn't at the end of his career, but it's the "what did you do before" instead of "what have you done lately". Sure Colston is no better but... Ray, when traded for clearly had done nothing.

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8. Atlanta Lions

What can I say... this team hasn't touched 100 except for twice. Week 2 and week 4.
Injuries... consistency.
Just look at the stars.
Look how ridiculous Dez's numbers are.
Man he was shut down yesterday by the Saints. Worst part of it is... Rob Ryan doubled him all game and he was completely rocked. Barely got one catch yesterday. If I'm a DCoord in the NFL I do the same thing. I'm assuming that's what the DCoords will do.

But anyways, look at Dez, look at Morris. It's a rollercoaster. Then notice the injuries this team had. Especially SJax. He was supposed to be the missing piece to an Atlanta team that was so close. Yet 13 ATL looks like 12 DET. Coming off a great hopefule season with high hopes only to suck balls.

It's just lost opportunities everywhere. Season isn't over... technically. Running the table + some favors need to happen for a playoff birth. But given that I look at this team and see... RB1/Flex + WR1/WR3/WR3-flex... it'll be hard to find production. He did say everyone is on the block so we'll see if anything happens within the week.

There's just a lack of production from the RB2 slot as well as the 2nd and 3rd WR slot.

Real Sports GM comparison: 2012 Sam Hinkie (76ers). 2012 saw newly acquired Andrew Bynum sit all year then when his contract was up... he bolted. Steven Jackson is Andrew Bynum. Teased in week one with some good looks before getting injured in week 2. Remained out for 5 weeks in a row then looks completely crappy. Can't really do much when things just don't pan out. If Sjax was good to go, that would have surely made the RB situation with being inconsisent go away.

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9. Team Excrement

Another team riddled with injuries. Also underperformances.
But Arian is done. CJ Spiller can't stay healthy. What is wrong with Brady? No idea. Either way this team is just bad. Only 1 legitimate top ten player in DeSean Jackson, who's been a pleasant surprise. Anquan had a great start then completely fizzled. Hakeem has become fantasy irrelevant.

But it comes down to Brady. With Gronk back he looks a lot better and pretty much destroyed everything last time he was able to play with 30+ points. But at the end of the day, there's nothing you can really do when things just don't work out. Arian and CJ are fantastic backs when healthy. Excrement just happened to hit the double injury bug.

Can't say anything else.
The names are there... The results aren't.

Real Sports GM comparison: ... whoever the GM of the Buffalo Bills is. They see Fred and CJ go down every year. Well this is a new year and CJ/Arian is the worst possible thing to happen.
hurts.

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Fantasy Relevant Matchups for Week 11.

Calvin's Johnson and 36 Dollar Man.
Battle for #1 Seed.
Unfortunately it might be a slap fight, and Calvin's Johnson continues his lucky streak as Henry has Romo and Witten on BYE.
I think he picked up Locker for the spot but Locker is out.
So he'll have to find someone else and a TE somehow.

Lucky for Henry, Peyton is hobbled and even if he wasn't he's up against the BEST D... Chiefs.

I say if Marshawn = Calvin, then 36 Dollar Man wins.

DOWN WITH KEVIN.



Ansahppable and I miss JC

Ansah can be in biggg trouble if he loses to JC here. He gets current #2 36 Dollar in the last week of regular season. 2-2 in the final two games is unacceptable.
Zac Stacy is on bye while JC doesn't have anything significant missing. There are some pretty awful matchups for Ansah while I think JC has a better one except for AD @ Seattle.

This will be a fun one, and as a 5 win team, I should be rooting for I miss JC.



Joon's Football Squad with all its injuries will face Atlanta Lions and will have to turn it around. 3 losses in 4 games would be a collapse.
There's no recovering mentally and emotionally from blowing that type of lead.

No ARodg is a problem.



Finally, SCOOP v SPFCCSMF.
SCOOP scares me. So many thursday games... and so on...

SCOOP wins by 60.


Anyways I'm sleepy.
Goodnight.

I may edit for more things later in the week.

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