PLAYOFFSSSSSZZZ
Forgive me. Again it's finals week. I'm all nighting so I think I can take some time out to go ahead with an overdue note.
First and foremost. Congrats to a great come back by I miss JC So much. Something that seems like a trend for him as last year he came so close but failed to make the playoffs. It seems as though that torch was handed over to me.
As for everyone else... Good season...
So...
I miss JC So much crashes head first into 36 Dollar Man who has been a dominating force with 11 wins.
He ties Between the Butt Cheeks of 2011 for best record in this league. Last year's champion of the regular season and the playoffs (me) only had 10. Between the Butt Cheeks did not win in 2011.
Ironically it was 10 win Fall-From-Glory Buy-in Waived in 2011 that won it all. Maybe 10 wins is the magic number? If so... CONGRATULATIoNS JOON'S FOOTBALL SQUAD.
haha.
Let's preview the matchups.
1v4
Henry met Paul in week 3 and beat him by 11.2 points.
Both teams were extremely different back then.
RG 3 was accurately benched by Paul for Alex Smith and Paul had Jamaal Charles back then... hence his current name. Henry has a drastically different looking team since then as he added the monster in Marshawn Lynch (again... thanks Joon) and no longer has CJ2YPC. These teams are extremely different.
Team Analysis.
I miss JC So much:
Huge huge huge huge problem right off the bat.
Unless you live under a rock, you know that Shanahan has shut down RG3 for the rest of the season. His reason sounds like B.S. to me but whatever.
Paul seems to have turned to Ryan Tannehill.
Let me rephrase.
PAUL SEEMS TO HAVE TURNED TO RYAN TANNEHILL.
That sounds awful on paper... cause it kind of is. Regardless of his 15 PRK, Tannehill hadn't broken the 20 point mark til 2 weeks ago against the Jets and Steelers. Now looking at it as a strict matchup play, New England has been pretty awful against the pass but have found a way to kind of... bend but not break in the 2nd halves of the last few games. Best case scenario for Tannehill is to load up in the first half and target Mike Wallace deep against what seems to be an overrated DB in Aqib Talib. 2nd half...? Good luck.
We also have the actual problem. Adrian Peterson may not go this week. If that is the case this matchup looks terrible for Paul.
A team to implode like this right as they make the playoffs is a cruel cruel prank.
36 Dollar Man:
Looking fine, looking good.
Romo is fine and ready to go against a crappy GB defense while his 3 stud running backs look healthy and ready to go. Bush has been erratic but every team would take him as their flex option. Marshawn has slowed down as of late but it seems as though he'd be due as he steadily gets 15+ touches from the backfield.
Basically... everything is as is for 36 Dollar Man and there is no additional fear going into the first round of the playoffs.
My Pick:
Sorry Paul.
As much as it's great to see you come from behind (twss)... your team's issues are too great. I don't think you'll be able to overcome this deficit.
Henry by 20+
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2v3
These two teams met only once.
It was before the power surge that Lacy Stacy had in the middle weeks before somewhat losing its mojo toward the end of the regular season.
Lacy used to threw out David Wilson and Ridley back then... other than that the team was the same. Joon's team used to roll with ARodgers and Marshawn.... Marshawn... THANKS JOON. He threw out Jacquizz and Daryl back then as well... Things have changed for him as well.
Team Analysis:
Lacy Stacy:
The upgrade from Wilson and Ridley (lulz) is HUGEEEEE.
Lacy has proven to be a beast and Zac Stacy... I must admit... is pretty damn good too when his team's situation allows him to get his carries.
Lacy benefits a ton with his matchup against the crappy Dallas rush defense. His 4. Yes 4 receivers would arguably crack any other team's top 2 options. This team was rolling. Add in a ridiculous defense that's scored 20+ points FIVE TIMES and this team looks great. Lemme say that again. His defense has scored 20+ FIVE TIMES. Who saw this coming from KC? You? oh, you're a DIRTY LIAR.
Joon's Football Squad:
Honestly this team was my favorite for an epic fail once Aaron Rodgers went down.
Yet he looked adversity in the eye and said, "let's get it on".
So he enlisted someone that's an expert in "getting it on".
Someone so good at it that he never takes no as an acceptable answer.
He brought in Ben The Rapist.
He's been more than enough. Funny thing is, he was contemplating who to replace ARodgers with and it was because this conversation that I waivered Case Keenum and he took Ben. Good choice for him.
Anyways... His running backs... oh his running backs. Demarco has a great matchup and CJ2"K" has been off and on this year. Arizona's #1 rush D comes in... that's not good news for anyone. Maybe his breakout.... speed.... lulz... can help him break one big TD scamper and it'll help? Combine this with interesting WRs and FLEX and we have a not so optimistic outlook... at least from me.
My Pick:
It's hard to pick against Joon. His team is weird. Week 13 he dropped 155.8... HUH?
But if I was a betting man I'd have to say...
Lacy Stacy by... <10.
So there you have it.
If I'm right... 36 Dollar Man and Lacy Stacy will be playing for the championship.
Good luck to the 4 teams.
Everyone else... yeah okay play for 5th or whatever... blah blah good effort blah blah HAHAHAH KEVIN blah blah.
Good luck to me for finals.
APOW: rebuilding year - FIRST. CONGRATS
Turd: Atlanta Lions
First and foremost. Congrats to a great come back by I miss JC So much. Something that seems like a trend for him as last year he came so close but failed to make the playoffs. It seems as though that torch was handed over to me.
As for everyone else... Good season...
So...
I miss JC So much crashes head first into 36 Dollar Man who has been a dominating force with 11 wins.
He ties Between the Butt Cheeks of 2011 for best record in this league. Last year's champion of the regular season and the playoffs (me) only had 10. Between the Butt Cheeks did not win in 2011.
Ironically it was 10 win Fall-From-Glory Buy-in Waived in 2011 that won it all. Maybe 10 wins is the magic number? If so... CONGRATULATIoNS JOON'S FOOTBALL SQUAD.
haha.
Let's preview the matchups.
1v4
Henry met Paul in week 3 and beat him by 11.2 points.
Both teams were extremely different back then.
RG 3 was accurately benched by Paul for Alex Smith and Paul had Jamaal Charles back then... hence his current name. Henry has a drastically different looking team since then as he added the monster in Marshawn Lynch (again... thanks Joon) and no longer has CJ2YPC. These teams are extremely different.
Team Analysis.
I miss JC So much:
Huge huge huge huge problem right off the bat.
Unless you live under a rock, you know that Shanahan has shut down RG3 for the rest of the season. His reason sounds like B.S. to me but whatever.
Paul seems to have turned to Ryan Tannehill.
Let me rephrase.
PAUL SEEMS TO HAVE TURNED TO RYAN TANNEHILL.
That sounds awful on paper... cause it kind of is. Regardless of his 15 PRK, Tannehill hadn't broken the 20 point mark til 2 weeks ago against the Jets and Steelers. Now looking at it as a strict matchup play, New England has been pretty awful against the pass but have found a way to kind of... bend but not break in the 2nd halves of the last few games. Best case scenario for Tannehill is to load up in the first half and target Mike Wallace deep against what seems to be an overrated DB in Aqib Talib. 2nd half...? Good luck.
We also have the actual problem. Adrian Peterson may not go this week. If that is the case this matchup looks terrible for Paul.
A team to implode like this right as they make the playoffs is a cruel cruel prank.
36 Dollar Man:
Looking fine, looking good.
Romo is fine and ready to go against a crappy GB defense while his 3 stud running backs look healthy and ready to go. Bush has been erratic but every team would take him as their flex option. Marshawn has slowed down as of late but it seems as though he'd be due as he steadily gets 15+ touches from the backfield.
Basically... everything is as is for 36 Dollar Man and there is no additional fear going into the first round of the playoffs.
My Pick:
Sorry Paul.
As much as it's great to see you come from behind (twss)... your team's issues are too great. I don't think you'll be able to overcome this deficit.
Henry by 20+
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2v3
These two teams met only once.
It was before the power surge that Lacy Stacy had in the middle weeks before somewhat losing its mojo toward the end of the regular season.
Lacy used to threw out David Wilson and Ridley back then... other than that the team was the same. Joon's team used to roll with ARodgers and Marshawn.... Marshawn... THANKS JOON. He threw out Jacquizz and Daryl back then as well... Things have changed for him as well.
Team Analysis:
Lacy Stacy:
The upgrade from Wilson and Ridley (lulz) is HUGEEEEE.
Lacy has proven to be a beast and Zac Stacy... I must admit... is pretty damn good too when his team's situation allows him to get his carries.
Lacy benefits a ton with his matchup against the crappy Dallas rush defense. His 4. Yes 4 receivers would arguably crack any other team's top 2 options. This team was rolling. Add in a ridiculous defense that's scored 20+ points FIVE TIMES and this team looks great. Lemme say that again. His defense has scored 20+ FIVE TIMES. Who saw this coming from KC? You? oh, you're a DIRTY LIAR.
Joon's Football Squad:
Honestly this team was my favorite for an epic fail once Aaron Rodgers went down.
Yet he looked adversity in the eye and said, "let's get it on".
So he enlisted someone that's an expert in "getting it on".
Someone so good at it that he never takes no as an acceptable answer.
He brought in Ben The Rapist.
He's been more than enough. Funny thing is, he was contemplating who to replace ARodgers with and it was because this conversation that I waivered Case Keenum and he took Ben. Good choice for him.
Anyways... His running backs... oh his running backs. Demarco has a great matchup and CJ2"K" has been off and on this year. Arizona's #1 rush D comes in... that's not good news for anyone. Maybe his breakout.... speed.... lulz... can help him break one big TD scamper and it'll help? Combine this with interesting WRs and FLEX and we have a not so optimistic outlook... at least from me.
My Pick:
It's hard to pick against Joon. His team is weird. Week 13 he dropped 155.8... HUH?
But if I was a betting man I'd have to say...
Lacy Stacy by... <10.
So there you have it.
If I'm right... 36 Dollar Man and Lacy Stacy will be playing for the championship.
Good luck to the 4 teams.
Everyone else... yeah okay play for 5th or whatever... blah blah good effort blah blah HAHAHAH KEVIN blah blah.
Good luck to me for finals.
APOW: rebuilding year - FIRST. CONGRATS
Turd: Atlanta Lions
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