Exam...
I should be studying for my exam.
This is a bad idea.
Let's roll.
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36 Dollar Man (3-0)
def
Cruz to Victor (1-2)
Wow this ended up being a decent matchup.
After the confusing decision to play QB roulette, CtV picked Alex Smith after his impressive start to the season abandoning Andy Dalton. 14.1 Points had him supposedly cringing at a Buffalo Wild Wings location.
If it makes him feel any better, no kang'd decision cost him this matchup.
If anything, his kicker got negative points... Which is a first time for me to see.
Antonio Brown had a monster game and AD had a unusual 15.5.
That's ridiculous to say... "unusual 15.5", but he's that good.
On the other side, Mr. Undefeated had his first real test and he passed with points to spare on the bench. Romo had an unusual 20+ day and DeMarco Murray had a huge day and I read somewhere that he always owns the Rams. He ran for 200+ and 3 scores his rookie year against them? Well... it looks like CJ2K (ridiculous nickname for a 1 hit wonder) is garbage and once Bush returns, he'll take his spot. The WRs are hard to figure out but Henry remains the lone undefeated team.
Words of encouragement: CtV is 3rd in PF. You traded for RG3... which... nevermind... I'm supposed to encourage right?
Words of Humility: 3-0 is great. 258.5 PA (1st) is greater. Thobias has a good team. Choose your WRs wisely.
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Calvin's Johnson (2-1)
def
...
slaughters...
Team Excrement (2-1)
Mr. APOW... meet the turd of the week.
Everything went wrong for formerly undefeated Team Excrement. Gronk should be back this week? So hopefully Tommy Terrific gets his chance to succeed. 5.2 and 1 from Arian and Spiller is awful. Insult to injury is a sore quad for Spiller and F-Jax rolling. Nicks was terrible with 0 points and Excrement's kicker outscored all but two players.
Yikes.
Calvin's Johnson should be 3-0 and is destroying everyone's hopes with Peyton. Even with Ball not working out for him, he put in Bell and he went nuts with 19.2 points. As a Wayne Alum... meh. CJJr will always be great and although he already had this matchup in hand he scored 69.9 points on monday. 17 of which came from his kicker.
So if 4 players outscoring Excrement's entire team... sigh... whatever.
Words of encouragement: Excrement gets the commish next week. He's in the finals for the baseball league... ugh I just relived my bad experience... what was I saying again?
Words of Humility: I hate you.
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Atlanta Lions (2-1)
def
Quailman's Crew (1-2)
I told you.
Told you Cam will break out. Now the question is, can he stay up there. Carolina destroyed New York and Cam did a lot of the work. Only problem was the Russell's Seahawks also slaughtered their opponents. Biggest problem for Quailman was 8.8 points from all 3 wideouts and 0.6 from his awful flex player. So many points on the bench. Any of the 4 players who aren't absolutely terrible would have given him the win this week. Quadruple Kang.
Words of Encouragement: Quailman gets a 1-2 team next week! Choose wisely though and hope for JCharles and AD to have weak performances.
Words of Humility: 4 point win margin is pretty weak... Jackson is probably not gonna be back next week... ah who am I kidding, you get SCOOP YOU next week.
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Joon's Football Squad (2-1)
def
Ansahppable Cabrera (1-2)
Straight up victory. Nothing could have helped Ansah.
RBs... nonexistent. However after a self-proclaimed "Mega Trade" you'd think he would have won. The trade however did not address his weak RB corp and actually made it weaker. 8.2 points. BMarsh had a 5.2 day even though his team scored 40 points and Larry only got 6.4 against a historically bad pass D of New Orleans.
Joon on the other hand had an off day from Rodgers and Skittles but two unlikely heroes in Holmes and Gordon dropped 44.2 Well Gordon is all talent but he needs consistency from his QB and let's face it... hard to bank on Hoyer.
He won even with 1 player less (Daryl got hurt and got 0)
Words of Encouragement: Well... your WRs ARE technically "stacked" but your RBs need a lot of help. Lacy is unproven but hey! You get Jeff next week! cha-ching!
Words of Humility: Santonio Holmes plays for the Jets. I'm going to guess that Hoyer actually sucks. Oh and... YOU GET KEVIN NEXT WEEK.
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Return of the Sea Bass (2-1)
def
i need a win (0-3)
The Gentleman Week (two former champs) had one gentleman and one poor, poor begger begging for a win.
Surprisingly I was wrong in my prediction as it ended up being a 100 point flip (said lose by 60). Ahem.
Shady is king. Numero Uno. RoSB also dodged some petty sabotage attempts by Calvin's Johnson's manager by picking Pierce over Starks... but let's face it... He still won without Pierce... and Shady... combined.
Hilarious irony. I saw Jeff. "I'm glad I didn't play Vick". Colin dropped 4. So after overthinking last week with Colin over Vick, he somehow got unlucky with this week. Also... No running backs. Ray Rice and Le'Veon need to be healthy, at least Le'Veon for sure will. We'll see how good he can be.
Words of Encouragement: Hopefully Jeff will pick the hot QB of the week next week. Hard to encourage someone that's 2nd to last in PF.
Words of Humilty: You're incredibly handsome.
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Thobias Funke (2-1)
def
SCOOP YOU (0-3)
Ew.
Ready?
Harry Douglas was flexed, got NEGATIVE 1.1. Ahmad Bradshaw was left on the bench, got 17.1. Switch the two and SCOOP finishes with 93.0. Thobias scored 92.9.
Amazing.
Big, Fat, Ugly Kang. HA, Irony.
You know what though. Credit to Thobias for being cute with Andre Ellington. I mentioned his RBs were thin and he decided to be creative with it. Bills D was an interesting choice but this was definitely a team that had its QB carry them to the promised land.
SCOOP will continue to benefit from SJax's injury and although we all know exactly why Ahmad was benched, probably should have done a bit more research as no player will ever give a newly acquired player full control without learning the playbook. Two weeks in though is a different story, so it'd be wise to monitor what Trent's role will be the upcoming week. He did still get a TD so that's good to see.
Words of Encouragement: Gronk should be back...???
Words of Humility: 2nd in PA. Watch your back. Especially against the #1 in PA.
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Useless Rankings:
1. Calvin's Johnson (up 3, Peyton is king)
2. 36 Dollar Man (no change, principle)
3. Return of Sea Bass (up 2, consistent point scorer)
4. Atlanta Lions (up 2, a win is a win)
5. Joon's Football Squad (up 3, same as above)
6. Thobias Funke (up 1, Would have lost to 8 other teams)
7. Team Excrement (down 6, yikes)
8. Cruz to Victor (down 5, Maybe RG3 can come alive?)
9. Ansahppable Cabrera (no change, 0 kangs <100 pts)
10. Quailman's Crew (stay put)
11. Aaron Hernasty (stay put)
12. SCOOP YOU (stay put)
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Wow that was a mistake. Too much time was spent.
Damn it.
I had a great idea for a league note but that'll have to come next week.
Next time I have an early week exam, I'll ask someone to step in for me.
APOW: Calvin's Johnson (1)
Turd: Team Excrement (1)
http://GBFFB.blogspot.com
This is a bad idea.
Let's roll.
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36 Dollar Man (3-0)
def
Cruz to Victor (1-2)
Wow this ended up being a decent matchup.
After the confusing decision to play QB roulette, CtV picked Alex Smith after his impressive start to the season abandoning Andy Dalton. 14.1 Points had him supposedly cringing at a Buffalo Wild Wings location.
If it makes him feel any better, no kang'd decision cost him this matchup.
If anything, his kicker got negative points... Which is a first time for me to see.
Antonio Brown had a monster game and AD had a unusual 15.5.
That's ridiculous to say... "unusual 15.5", but he's that good.
On the other side, Mr. Undefeated had his first real test and he passed with points to spare on the bench. Romo had an unusual 20+ day and DeMarco Murray had a huge day and I read somewhere that he always owns the Rams. He ran for 200+ and 3 scores his rookie year against them? Well... it looks like CJ2K (ridiculous nickname for a 1 hit wonder) is garbage and once Bush returns, he'll take his spot. The WRs are hard to figure out but Henry remains the lone undefeated team.
Words of encouragement: CtV is 3rd in PF. You traded for RG3... which... nevermind... I'm supposed to encourage right?
Words of Humility: 3-0 is great. 258.5 PA (1st) is greater. Thobias has a good team. Choose your WRs wisely.
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Calvin's Johnson (2-1)
def
...
slaughters...
Team Excrement (2-1)
Mr. APOW... meet the turd of the week.
Everything went wrong for formerly undefeated Team Excrement. Gronk should be back this week? So hopefully Tommy Terrific gets his chance to succeed. 5.2 and 1 from Arian and Spiller is awful. Insult to injury is a sore quad for Spiller and F-Jax rolling. Nicks was terrible with 0 points and Excrement's kicker outscored all but two players.
Yikes.
Calvin's Johnson should be 3-0 and is destroying everyone's hopes with Peyton. Even with Ball not working out for him, he put in Bell and he went nuts with 19.2 points. As a Wayne Alum... meh. CJJr will always be great and although he already had this matchup in hand he scored 69.9 points on monday. 17 of which came from his kicker.
So if 4 players outscoring Excrement's entire team... sigh... whatever.
Words of encouragement: Excrement gets the commish next week. He's in the finals for the baseball league... ugh I just relived my bad experience... what was I saying again?
Words of Humility: I hate you.
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Atlanta Lions (2-1)
def
Quailman's Crew (1-2)
I told you.
Told you Cam will break out. Now the question is, can he stay up there. Carolina destroyed New York and Cam did a lot of the work. Only problem was the Russell's Seahawks also slaughtered their opponents. Biggest problem for Quailman was 8.8 points from all 3 wideouts and 0.6 from his awful flex player. So many points on the bench. Any of the 4 players who aren't absolutely terrible would have given him the win this week. Quadruple Kang.
Words of Encouragement: Quailman gets a 1-2 team next week! Choose wisely though and hope for JCharles and AD to have weak performances.
Words of Humility: 4 point win margin is pretty weak... Jackson is probably not gonna be back next week... ah who am I kidding, you get SCOOP YOU next week.
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Joon's Football Squad (2-1)
def
Ansahppable Cabrera (1-2)
Straight up victory. Nothing could have helped Ansah.
RBs... nonexistent. However after a self-proclaimed "Mega Trade" you'd think he would have won. The trade however did not address his weak RB corp and actually made it weaker. 8.2 points. BMarsh had a 5.2 day even though his team scored 40 points and Larry only got 6.4 against a historically bad pass D of New Orleans.
Joon on the other hand had an off day from Rodgers and Skittles but two unlikely heroes in Holmes and Gordon dropped 44.2 Well Gordon is all talent but he needs consistency from his QB and let's face it... hard to bank on Hoyer.
He won even with 1 player less (Daryl got hurt and got 0)
Words of Encouragement: Well... your WRs ARE technically "stacked" but your RBs need a lot of help. Lacy is unproven but hey! You get Jeff next week! cha-ching!
Words of Humility: Santonio Holmes plays for the Jets. I'm going to guess that Hoyer actually sucks. Oh and... YOU GET KEVIN NEXT WEEK.
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Return of the Sea Bass (2-1)
def
i need a win (0-3)
The Gentleman Week (two former champs) had one gentleman and one poor, poor begger begging for a win.
Surprisingly I was wrong in my prediction as it ended up being a 100 point flip (said lose by 60). Ahem.
Shady is king. Numero Uno. RoSB also dodged some petty sabotage attempts by Calvin's Johnson's manager by picking Pierce over Starks... but let's face it... He still won without Pierce... and Shady... combined.
Hilarious irony. I saw Jeff. "I'm glad I didn't play Vick". Colin dropped 4. So after overthinking last week with Colin over Vick, he somehow got unlucky with this week. Also... No running backs. Ray Rice and Le'Veon need to be healthy, at least Le'Veon for sure will. We'll see how good he can be.
Words of Encouragement: Hopefully Jeff will pick the hot QB of the week next week. Hard to encourage someone that's 2nd to last in PF.
Words of Humilty: You're incredibly handsome.
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Thobias Funke (2-1)
def
SCOOP YOU (0-3)
Ew.
Ready?
Harry Douglas was flexed, got NEGATIVE 1.1. Ahmad Bradshaw was left on the bench, got 17.1. Switch the two and SCOOP finishes with 93.0. Thobias scored 92.9.
Amazing.
Big, Fat, Ugly Kang. HA, Irony.
You know what though. Credit to Thobias for being cute with Andre Ellington. I mentioned his RBs were thin and he decided to be creative with it. Bills D was an interesting choice but this was definitely a team that had its QB carry them to the promised land.
SCOOP will continue to benefit from SJax's injury and although we all know exactly why Ahmad was benched, probably should have done a bit more research as no player will ever give a newly acquired player full control without learning the playbook. Two weeks in though is a different story, so it'd be wise to monitor what Trent's role will be the upcoming week. He did still get a TD so that's good to see.
Words of Encouragement: Gronk should be back...???
Words of Humility: 2nd in PA. Watch your back. Especially against the #1 in PA.
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Useless Rankings:
1. Calvin's Johnson (up 3, Peyton is king)
2. 36 Dollar Man (no change, principle)
3. Return of Sea Bass (up 2, consistent point scorer)
4. Atlanta Lions (up 2, a win is a win)
5. Joon's Football Squad (up 3, same as above)
6. Thobias Funke (up 1, Would have lost to 8 other teams)
7. Team Excrement (down 6, yikes)
8. Cruz to Victor (down 5, Maybe RG3 can come alive?)
9. Ansahppable Cabrera (no change, 0 kangs <100 pts)
10. Quailman's Crew (stay put)
11. Aaron Hernasty (stay put)
12. SCOOP YOU (stay put)
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Wow that was a mistake. Too much time was spent.
Damn it.
I had a great idea for a league note but that'll have to come next week.
Next time I have an early week exam, I'll ask someone to step in for me.
APOW: Calvin's Johnson (1)
Turd: Team Excrement (1)
http://GBFFB.blogspot.com
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